Those aren't chocolate chips, their raisins

#CookieFail

Tried a new Coconut Lime Cookie recipe today. They weren't pretty, but boy were they tasty.

#cookiefail #bakingsky #cookies #uglypies #awfullytasty

Sheet pan on stove, with 9 overly melted thumbprint cookies

Well, I guess that thumbprint cookie recipe (from local Italian gourmet grocery) has a problem. Even worse, this means no Christmas Cookies for tea this afternoon.😱😱😱😱 #CookieFail

Will try again later with just 1/2 the quantity of butter specified.

Found a new cookie recipe to throw in to the holiday baking mix. Think I may have to just throw them in the trash. Eh, they taste good but look hideous. #cookiefail

almost done with the semester #mood #cookiefail

I had a wild hair to make peanut butter cookies last night, proving yet again that I can cook practically anything but basic baking continues to elude me. They turned out powdery and flavorless. Tarting them up with semi-sweet chocolate chips just added more insult to injury. #cookiefail 🍽️

I would love to read this article from @ITworld as an Insider but I have to keep signing up. www.itworld.com/article/2892997/microsof... #CookieFail

Ate some walnuts accidentally. Hoped perhaps I'd grown out of my allergy. I haven't. #Facepalm #CookieFail #SoMad

Heard sad story today about failed cookies: she put the frosting on before she baked them. No one touched at cookie swap #cookiefail #sosad

No cookies today. Ran out of flour. #cookiefail

Okay, cookie travesty. We have no butter! So now I am revising with PB&J. So. Totally. Not the same. #jonowritingparty #cookiefail