a woman is sitting at a desk in front of a computer and saying no shaft . ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk in front of a computer and saying no shaft .

#Teams #CorpLife #RTO

Dismissing reminders for meetings I'm not attending like

Ugh it is too warm with my blazer on and too cold with it off. #RTO #CorpLife

Someone on this large call just sighed and yawned. Maybe mute yourself if you're that bored? Or just drop - there are 86 people here; no one will notice. #Teams #CorpLife #RTO

Boy, a gloomy Friday in March, then the rain stopped and the sun came out; the office emptied out like there was a fire drill 😅

#CorpLife

I am really actually looking forward to having everyone back in the office. It's nice to have a sense of community. Ironically, my favorite part of the workday is the 90mins or so before anyone else comes in. 😅

#RTO #CorpLife

You know how much I get done just by being nice to people? Me either but it's probably an amount greater than zero, and besides, being nice is super easy and even fun. #CorpLife #DontBeADick #MeanPeopleSuck

I love when people are like "just adding my two cents."

Oh, so you are aware that your input was of low value.

Cool.

#TwoCents #CorpLife

The sound of the rain hitting the building is kindof pleasant and soothing in the quiet, early morning.

And then someone walks in with a conference call on their mobile phone, on speaker. #RTO #CorpLife

Reposted from @phillipmholmes This is why #incompetent people keep getting promoted.
#CorpLife #Promotion

Smell ta later, Stinktown!
Seriously, I earned this break, with the added bonus that I get to think about if I’m going to get a guy fired or just in big doo-doo with HR. Either way, doing the right thing might result in me needing to AI-up my resume. Is anyone even hiring these days? #CorpLife #PTO

Corporate bingo, anyone? 📝🙃

#corplife #corporate #rankhaus #fake

#CorpLife

If you need to use chat gpt in order to write a Smart goal, you're probably unintelligent. #corplife

☕😏 #LateCapitalismFieldcraft #CorpLife

I love comparing my days with my oldest daughter! ”I had a progress review on a delayed project for 4 hours, followed by a last minute request from a client to do some recalculations for the 88th time, What about you?”. ”Papa, we are a shooting a horror movie!”. #corplife