Remember when desks had drawers? Ah, man, that was great. Good times.

#CorpLife

Dude just told me that my status message in Teams - "Copilot is my copilot" - is the worst/best thing he's read all day. "You're welcome," I said 😅

#Teams #Copilot #CorpLife

Just overheard a person on the team that's always coughing and hacking all over the office mention that someone is out sick today.

Oh.

So.

You're aware that's an option. 🤨

#RTO #WFH #GOHOMEIFYOUARESICK #CorpLife

All the answers to my customer's questions are in the Excel file they sent me.

Fortunately, walking people through Excel is one of my specialties.

#TechSupport #Excel #MoralSupport #CorpLife

Dude just neatly explained to the group chat the pickle we are in and asked what can be done.

He's the guy whose job it is to deal with exactly this sort of pickle.

Sitting on my hands so I can't type "that's where you come in, my dude" 😅 #CorpLife #GroupChat #Teams #Ownership

Why is a Teams ping the loudest sound my computer makes, no matter how I adjust my volume mixer? #Teams #CorpLife #RTO

This dude just showed us how to build an AI Agent, showed off the one he built, invited us to ask it questions in the chat, then said "I'm not sure how accurate the Agent is". 🤖😅

#AI
#CorpLife

The cougher is now scheduling a massage appointment. They truly give zero fucks.

#OpenFloorplan
#RTO
#CorpLife
#GOHOMEIFYOUARESICK

a woman is sitting at a desk in front of a computer and saying no shaft . ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk in front of a computer and saying no shaft .

#Teams #CorpLife #RTO

Dismissing reminders for meetings I'm not attending like

Ugh it is too warm with my blazer on and too cold with it off. #RTO #CorpLife

Someone on this large call just sighed and yawned. Maybe mute yourself if you're that bored? Or just drop - there are 86 people here; no one will notice. #Teams #CorpLife #RTO

Boy, a gloomy Friday in March, then the rain stopped and the sun came out; the office emptied out like there was a fire drill 😅

#CorpLife

I am really actually looking forward to having everyone back in the office. It's nice to have a sense of community. Ironically, my favorite part of the workday is the 90mins or so before anyone else comes in. 😅

#RTO #CorpLife

You know how much I get done just by being nice to people? Me either but it's probably an amount greater than zero, and besides, being nice is super easy and even fun. #CorpLife #DontBeADick #MeanPeopleSuck

I love when people are like "just adding my two cents."

Oh, so you are aware that your input was of low value.

Cool.

#TwoCents #CorpLife

The sound of the rain hitting the building is kindof pleasant and soothing in the quiet, early morning.

And then someone walks in with a conference call on their mobile phone, on speaker. #RTO #CorpLife

Reposted from @phillipmholmes This is why #incompetent people keep getting promoted.
#CorpLife #Promotion

Smell ta later, Stinktown!
Seriously, I earned this break, with the added bonus that I get to think about if I’m going to get a guy fired or just in big doo-doo with HR. Either way, doing the right thing might result in me needing to AI-up my resume. Is anyone even hiring these days? #CorpLife #PTO

Corporate bingo, anyone? 📝🙃

#corplife #corporate #rankhaus #fake

#CorpLife

If you need to use chat gpt in order to write a Smart goal, you're probably unintelligent. #corplife

☕😏 #LateCapitalismFieldcraft #CorpLife

I love comparing my days with my oldest daughter! ”I had a progress review on a delayed project for 4 hours, followed by a last minute request from a client to do some recalculations for the 88th time, What about you?”. ”Papa, we are a shooting a horror movie!”. #corplife