Things annoying me as the year ends:
- LinkedIn doing a year in review 🫠
- men taking up too much gatdamn space on the train

#corporatehell #toxicmasculinity

He helped with the holiday lights.
The power company opened a ticket.

Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #booksky #HolidayChaos #OfficeHumor #AIHumor
#Cyberpunk #DystopianChristmas #CorporateHell #UnsubconsciousRobot

He tried to fix the printer jam.
Now the printer is filing a complaint.

📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#UnsubconsciousRobot #OfficeLife #CorporateHell #RobotProblems #PrinterJam #ITNightmare #ScifiHumor #BookTok #BookSky #IndieAuthor

He tried to sync his headset for a Zoom call.
Now he’s stuck in an infinite meeting with himself.

📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#booksky #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #OfficeHumor #CorporateHell
#RobotProblems

The moment he printed the ‘Inbox Quarantine Notice,’ the fire alarms went off.
He still thinks the timing was a coincidence.

📘 Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/epnukoz
📘 Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/aLPj7ip

#booksky #Robotproblems #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #OfficeHumor #CorporateHell

She's from Strategy & Planning. She's soaked in blood. She's Linda Liddle, and she is the boss now. Send Help, from Sam Raimi, lands Jan 30 looking like Severance met The Belko Experiment.
#SendHelpMovie #SamRaimi #HorrorComedy #CorporateHell #LindaLiddle #SheMeansBusiness

In a training on resilience management for my corporate job, which can be summarised in 2 words: “Just Meditate.” #nikeeatyourheartout #corporatehell

Sometimes I wonder if all corporate jobs are like this

#ScreenShotSaturday #indiegame #elichgame #onboarding #corporatehell

If I have to hear another person say, “unlocking value” during this DEI meeting I’m going to jump out a window. My identity isn’t meant to serve your business goals 🤮 Can’t wait to get out of this corporate lingo hellscape. #corporatehell

My morning commute soundtrack.

#metal
#capitalismsuck
#corporatehell

Good morning.

#America #LateStageCapitalism #WageSlave #Dystopia #ObeyConsume #EatTheRich #CorporateHell #WorkSucks #CapitalismKills #RatRace #ModernSlavery

We're really locking laundry detergent away now??? #corporatehell

I have been quite inactive and not putting enough time in my art nowadays because of stupid 9 to 5... I feel more motivated than ever to escape this cycle as I dont see myself counting down to retirement. #corporatehell #cattax #dogtax #givingmyall

Čtu a říkám si, jaký Týmsy sakra zase....aha 😅
Přepracovaná.
#corporatehell

Today's work attitude:
#corporatehell #latestagecapitalism