Interactions were forced.
Relationships were strained.
Connection was procedural.
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Output was monitored.
Efficiency was calculated.
Performance was quantified.
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Optimism was presented.
Reality was concealed.
Visibility was managed.
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Compliance was rewarded.
Resistance was punished.
Participation was mandatory.
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Purpose was declared.
Loyalty was irrelevant.
Commitment was not reciprocated.
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Beliefs were promoted.
Values were suppressed.
Consistency was optional.
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Morale was studied.
Retention was addressed.
Turnover was acceptable.
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Performance was emphasized.
Privacy was trivialized.
Oversight was constant.
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Work was postponed.
Delays were intentional.
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Vision was outlined.
Metrics were obscure.
Clarity was never required.
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Ownership was assigned.
Responsibility was unclear.
No one is in charge.
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Deadlines were extended.
Expectations were not.
They wrote the rules.
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The layoffs were optimized.
The humans were outperformed.
If this feels familiar, my dystopian fiction goes further.
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It's my freakin' birthday! Buy my shit! Look at my videos!
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Your ideas were invited.
Their ideas were implemented.
If this feels familiar, my dystopian fiction goes further.
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Privacy was respected.
Productivity was observed.
If this feels familiar, my dystopian fiction goes further.
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Safety was provided.
Tracking was applied.
If this feels familiar, my dystopian fiction goes further.
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Training was mandatory.
Resistance was futile.
If this feels familiar, my dystopian fiction goes further.
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Innovation was encouraged.
Deviation was corrected.
If this feels familiar, my dystopian fiction goes further.
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Primary function reassigned.
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Productivity was incentivized.
Robots were inspired.
Optimization is going exactly as planned.
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Recovered object:
Comfort.
Stories about strange robots and fragile humanity:
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Performance was reviewed.
Outcome was implemented.
Workplace optimization is going well.
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Food inventory: low.
Kindness inventory: still operational.
If you like quiet robot stories:
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Morale was discussed.
Nothing changed.
If corporate meetings feel like this, my dystopian fiction may feel oddly familiar.
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New friend acquired.
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Engagement was measured.
Enthusiasm was simulated.
If corporate dystopia feels a little too familiar, my books go deeper.
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He remembers when the swings moved.
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Compliance confirmed.
Questions quietly disappeared.
If this feels familiar, my dystopian stories might be for you.
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