UK prime ministers this century. Can you name them?
• The caped crusader's nemesis
• A loaf of stale bread
• A side of gammon
• A sheaf of chaff
• Soiled Y-fronts
• An out-of-date lettuce
• Living Lego
• An empty cardboard box
#Leadershit #CouldHaveHad

With one in three children in this country growing up in poverty (read that again!), it's worth bearing in mind what we #CouldHaveHad this Christmas. Click the hashtag for more...

From what I can gather, a majority of voters in the US think a sexual predator and serial felon is 'electable.'
From what I can gather, a majority of voters in the UK think a genocidal corporate sock puppet is 'electable.'

Whereas this: #CouldHaveHad (click) isn't... 🤯🤯

It doesn't have to be like this.

Instead of tackling poverty, or the mental health crisis, or climate catastrophe, or loss of biodiversity or, indeed, NATO imperialism, Labour has gone to war against the disabled, the elderly, & children... when we #CouldHaveHad (click the hashtag for details).

And then it was Starmer...

The English choose to be ruled by dishonest, ignorant grifters. When an honest option happens along, England chooses to believe the dishonest, ignorant grifters and crucifies the solution.

Incredibly, we may get a #SecondChance to elect what we #CouldHaveHad

For a mixture of more good news, and reasons why we need it, try clicking on the hashtag: #CouldHaveHad

On the button, as always... #CouldHaveHad

With Starmer's Tories losing even more seats than Badenoch's Tories, it's clear that Reform(ed) Labour offers no credible alternative to the Right - they are part of the right-wing spectrum, leaving the Left nowhere to turn... #CouldHaveHad

Vote Tory; get Reform.
Vote Reform; get the Tories.
Voted Labour; got the Tories.

Vote Independent Socialist or Green; destroy the Right.
#FailedStateBritain #CouldHaveHad #ShouldHaveHad

A GREAT thread! It lists 33 progressive policies of the 2019 Labour Manifesto, reminding us of what we #CouldHaveHad & follows up suggesting #WhyWeWereStopped

🇬🇧 was CHEATED of a Progressive government. Right-wing Labour leaders SABOTAGED Labour's chances in the 2019 GE, paving the way for the coup.

I still can't bring myself to engage with this semantically; it's too depressing. #CouldHaveHad

Patient satisfaction with GP services in England has collapsed, research finds Exclusive: Family doctors have switched to providing far fewer in-person appointments

Starmer's Reform(ed) Labour, like the Tories before them, deliberately run the NHS & other public services into the ground so opposition to privatisation crumbles. Funding is a choice (see war)... #CouldHaveHad
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Concern over ‘asbis’ after report finds people jailed for sleeping rough and feeding birds Exclusive: Analysis of antisocial behaviour injunctions found 57% of people had no legal representation at breach hearings that led to imprisonment

Starmer's Britain: 'Jailed for sleeping rough, begging, feeding birds and making a noise - 57% of people did not have legal representation at the breach hearing that led to their imprisonment...' #CouldHaveHad
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On the left, beneath a banner saying: 'The Labour leader 'centrists' expected' is an iced cake in the shape of a beautifully rendered sausage dog. On the right, beneath a banner proclaiming: 'The Labour Leader 'centrists' got' is a picture of an amateur cake-makers attempt to reproduce the first cake which looks like they ate the cake too quickly and spewed it out onto the sideboard, much like Starmer's policy spew.

Too late now... #CouldHaveHad

You scratch my back, and... Labour does favours for Tories Why is the Labour government so addicted to giving government jobs to Tories when it spent so long trying to oust them? In the hope the favour is returned the next time the Tories return to power, wri...

To all intents and purposes, mainstream politics in this country is all one big party... #WhatDemocracy #CouldHaveHad
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Prime Minister sets out biggest sustained increase in defence spending since the Cold War, protecting British people in new era for national security The Prime Minister has today (Tuesday 25 February) set out his commitment to increase spending on defence to 2.5% of GDP from April 2027.

The UK is so strapped for cash, Sir Keir Starmer thought: better buy more guns. #CouldHaveHad
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When Sir Keir Starmer agitates for war; allows the weapons of genocide to be sold, he does so from an air-conditioned office, sipping chilled mineral water, with full pockets, and ashes in his heart… #CouldHaveHad

This government eviscerates social security for the most vulnerable in society while ignoring corporate tax-dodging & odious 'elites' like this professional sex leech, who gets to sidestep the law & live like an emperor on stolen land for next to nothing. #FailedState #Pitchforks #CouldHaveHad

Benefits overhaul will be fair, insists Liz Kendall Proposals to change benefits rules to be unveiled on Tuesday have provoked unease among Labour MPs.

They are presiding over the biggest wealth gap since the Holy Roman Expire - how dare they speak about 'fairness'? #CouldHaveHad
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Government is about choices.

Sir Keir Starmer will raise £5bn a year taking £675 from 600,000 vulnerable people's budgets EVERY MONTH. Imagine trying to cope with that!

Diane Abbott would introduce: "a wealth tax of just 2% on people with ASSETS OVER £10m, (raising) £24bn a year." #CouldHaveHad

A few years ago, Labour was led by a socialist, and we all hoped for a better Britain. Today, the country is run by a genocide-supporting Daily Mail columnist. Revolution is the only option. #CouldHaveHad

London councils buy £140m of property to move homeless people out of city Exclusive: More than a dozen authorities have bought more than 850 properties in English towns and cities since 2017

The homeless must be swept aside because they are worse than litter, blighting the streets of our great capital. Send them to the north, where things don't matter... #FascistBritain #FailedState #CouldHaveHad
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Over the last 3 years, the UK has given Kyiv £13.5 billion in financial aid, including £7.8 billion in military aid, & promised a further £3bn per year for 100 years... 100 years!

What is Starmer doing? He won't feed British kids, but it's like he's on spending speed abroad... #CouldHaveHad

‘Don’t punish the vulnerable’: Labour MPs uneasy over planned welfare cuts Ministers say ‘unsustainable’ rise in spending must be tackled but many backbenchers fear changes will not work

This is like the devil's minions pleading for mercy. It won't work with Starmer, he detests the vulnerable. #CouldHaveHad
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Just Stop Oil protesters’ jail sentences shortened after appeal Judge says cofounder Roger Hallam’s term was ‘manifestly excessive’ as she cuts his and five other activists’ sentences

These 'reduced' sentences are still a complete outrage. All five should be immediately released and compensated for their incarceration. #CouldHaveHad
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Chancellor set to cut welfare spending by billions Cuts to areas including welfare will be put to the official forecaster ahead of the Spring Statement.

YOU are 'unsustainable.'

Justice Secretary, Shabana Mahmood says the welfare budget (already slashed to the bone, in decades-long austerity) is ‘unsustainable’ amid reports Reeves is planning benefit cuts worth billions. The 'Justice' Secretary... #CouldHaveHad
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You could have had this if you were nice to me
#erotica #couldhavehad #toolatenow #nude #artnude #nudeart #nakedwithagun #downthebarrel #roberttoren #angrylambie

A screenshot of a Facebook ad by the 'changed' (Reformed) Labour Party featuring the front page of the Daily Mirror, which leads on a sensationalised 'story' headlined: Taking Back Our Towns, with a stern-looking Home Secretary pictured.

More Right-wing posturing from Reformed Labour. We've heard the headlines before. They're still a smokescreen for impoverishing our neighbourhoods.

Stop demonising young people with lists of offences most of them wouldn't dream of committing & build some youth centres & skate parks. #CouldHaveHad

Considering austerity, cancelled winter fuel payments, support for genocide and war in Ukraine, I believe it's no exaggeration to say that Starmer's fascist coup against 'dangerous allotment-keeping jam-maker' Jeremy Corbyn has likely already cost thousands of lives. How many more? #CouldHaveHad

We can’t feed pupils for 60p, say schools in blow to Labour breakfast club pledge Critics warn of ‘political headlines over practical solutions’ as schools battle to cover cost of government’s flagship plan

To be fair, most of Starmer's pledges are worth nothing at all, so 60 pence worth of slop per pupil for his flagship breakfast club promise to primary schools is an improvement. I wonder what his children eat.

"Please sir, can I have some more?" #CouldHaveHad
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