Farage posting rubbish on X and hiding his head in the Russian sand

Could somebody please fix this for Nige?
If Reform is seeking to replace Labour in government then China should be replaced by Russia in this post. #CouldNotMakeItUp #UKPolitics

EU botches entry exam, forcing thousands of wannabe-Eurocrats to resit “Couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery,” one frustrated candidate wrote.

Applicants to become EU translators will need to retake their examinations... and there are nearly 10,000 of them.

#xl8 #translatorlife #couldnotmakeitup

Currently sat in the customer service department of a major telco company where a staff member is quite openly reading a copy of “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck”. #couldnotmakeitup