I lost the post bc he’s poasting through it so hard rn, but whoever replied to him “all time low T” made me lol pretty hard 🤭 #embarrassing #couldntbeme
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Bros been up to a whole lot of nothing
#sobbing #couldntbeme
#itprobablyisalsomeactuallyimlowkeywashedngl
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byun euijoo my gf 🩷
it's a shame ppl gotta stray from their homes imagine cheating on him #couldntbeme
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I agree. Misinformation is constantly spreading throughout social media and so much people end up falling for it. For example, this new years people all gathered at a bridge just because someone on TikTok said there would be fireworks. There were no fireworks and nobody fact checked it. #couldntbeme
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every time i see that one gag-speak mod its like... good for them, but also, whats it like being gods favorite princess apparently #couldntbeme
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It's wild to me that people will give a character animal traots/features and then just.. leave it at that? Like, they dont fervent research the animal's behaviors, eating habit, habitats, how they court a mate, how they are with their young, NOTHING!!! #arttalk #writing #butwhy #couldntbeme
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“own the libs” but recycled rehashed reverb slowed 200% bass boosted annoying
it’s a self-tell on how bad they are at managing their own feeds #couldntbeme!
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But then I suppose one would have to be able to feel shame and understand the concepts of academic rigor and intellectual curiousity to care….🤷🏽♀️
I thought I dealt with difficult students before…
#failedessay #UniversityofOklahoma #randomthoughts #couldntbeme
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I love coughing ❤️ #couldntbeme
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imagine sucking at leap of faith #couldntbeme
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imagina não nascer pra amar #CouldntBeMe
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Imagine fumbling Halle Frickin’ Berry over this infantile bullshit...
#CouldntBeMe
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food is here!! can u imagine not being from the south I heard y'all don't eat grits ova there likeeee #ewweirdos #couldntbeme
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its 2014 youre watching this new anime called kill la kill and theres two girls who are perfect rival yuri and it turns out theyre secretly sisters so now everyone has to pretend the perfect rival yuri was never there and go for uhhh mako instead i guess #couldntbeme #loveislove #scissorsisters
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When something really good happens that could shift your career forever but you've been working nonstop for a month to make it happen so you just... #couldntbeme
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It’s so obvious and truly sad that many of you ladies aren’t used to men that speak highly of you, are proud of you and empower you and yet you let him do sinful things to
you in the boudoir! #CouldntBeMe
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Some of you f*gs should be hot glueing your legs together too #slutshaming #couldntbeme #keepemclosed #jesusismyboyfriend
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Putin is to Trump as Trump is to Ted Cruz.
#CouldntBeMe #Smoke #IHaveNoWife
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I feel sorry for anyone that hasn't dropped a dookie that crested over the water line this week #couldntbeme #builtdifferent
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literally #CouldntBeMe the only lists i'm on are made by gay pedophiles
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Pic of the Day: Anyone care for a cup of tea in a tiny, *tiny* cup?
aka James Marsters sipping from a tiny *tiny* cup in Cool Money 2005
@realjamesmarsters #JamesMarsters #CoolMoney #TinyTINYCup #MakesHisHandsLookHuge #HeDidReallyWellToNotFumbleTheCup #CouldntBeMe
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loops still isn't on any app store and hasn't been updated in 40 days and meanwhile skylight just hit #1 on the app store charts after less than 3 months of being known and less than a week since being released #CouldntBeMe
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loops still isn't on any app store and hasn't been updated in 40 days and meanwhile the bluesky tiktok clone just hit #1 on the app store charts after less than 3 months of being known and less than a week since being released #CouldntBeMe
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In a bid to keep things positive, shout out to folk who've lived to see a filibuster record to protest against civil rights and a new one set to advocate for democracy. Poetic cinema for #CoryBooker to bring that contrast. #ButWhew #ToGetDraggedFor25HrsStraightWithFewRepeats #CouldntBeMe #DJT #GOP
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#couldntbeme 😂
(JOKING JOKING FOR THE RECORD)
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Totally inspired my my fav IG chef and tiktac cook and made some pesto from scratch today! WOW 😮 I’m drained and I don’t know how you all make full meals on a daily for jobless people in your home! #CouldntBeMe
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