Time for a Late Night Monster Smut Write!
Also I'm tipsy. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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YASS. I NEED!
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Oh WOW, there's a lot of great stuff in this Monster Manor book fair bundle!!
Go check it out, my little Monsterfuckers!
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YES. I want the pink & purple fascinus SO BAD!!!
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Dedication written at the front of Opal Reyne's book, "A Soul To Keep". It reads as follows: "To all the MonsterFuckers out there, this book is for you. Don't pretend that you've never wanted to be railed by some human eating, dark entity that has a skull for a face -- you saw the cover, you knew what you were getting yourself into, and you still chose to open this book and read it."
@opalreyne.bsky.social knows what's up, y'all. 😂
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A photo of a fridge magnet from the Navarre Beach Pier in Navarre, Florida. The magnet is rectangular in shape with a black border surrounding a beach scene. The sun is setting in the background while a sasquatch strolls merrily along the white sandy beach.
Ok, I'm back from Florida & have caught up on notifications!
What do you think, did I choose the right souvenir? 😂
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Good morning from a foggy Baltimore airport! I'm just passing through, but HECK, y'all have REAL BAGELS in the AIRPORT?!??
Five stars! Would recommend.
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Photo from the front seat of a car through to the storage area, showing a dark wood glass-fronted cabinet shoved into the back, while green straps criss-cross on the hatch, holding the door shut.
It took 4 hours, 1 dog leash, 3 ratchet straps, a towel, 1 wrong cup of coffee, 1 right cup of coffee, and a detour to look at airplanes, but we did it! 😂
🌟HAUNTED FURNITURE RETRIEVAL: MISSION SUCCESS!🌟👻
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We should have a Monster Gala alongside the Met Gala!
Tag me on any monsters in incredible fashion please!
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Ok, starting off strong with the monsterfuckery. Yes, yes, good. I'm here for this!
Gorgeous light/shadow work in the cinematography!
Absolutely LOVE that it's Nicholas Holt. He deserves all the vampire movies! 💖
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HECK! QUICK! Summoaning all #Monsterfuckers to go back this gorgeous book!
🤯💖
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New dark romance & monsterfucker friendly book sellers! Check them out!
I'm enjoying their selection & might have to get a "Tentacles Do It Better" tumbler. 😂🐙
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Who's reliving her 90s & early Aughts era and listening to Good Charlotte today? This gal!
*Shouts & jumps around like a maniac*
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A photo of a bowl of soup sitting on a soup cozy, with a spoon handle leaning casually out the top. The bowl is pink, with a graphic of Zombie Hello Kitty on the front, surrounded by little bats & pink bows. It is very cute. The bowl cozy is 2-sided, with one side a maroon fabric with darker maroon swirls, and the other side black and white abstract flower type patterns with occasional maroon details. The bowl & cozy are perched upon my closed laptop, which is probably not the best place for them, but don't worry, I'm only being lazy while I take the picture. That shit is about to go straight in my facehole! (It's creamy tomato with turkey meatballs in case anyone is wondering.)
Mmmm, spooky soup for lunch!
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"This will give us a chance to get familiar with each other!"
"How much more familiar can we get?? I've already seen Garfield licking himself!"
"As a dog?"
"I wish!"
-Justice League vs Teen Titans
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Now there's some budding monsterfuckery if ever I heard it!
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Screenshot of a Tumblr style post which reads: "The horrors may be beyond my comprehension, but they are not beyond my insatiable lust. Come here and kiss me, you terrifying abomination!"
Happy Saturday, my little Monsterfuckers!
Hope all of my fellow abominations are having a lovely weekend, with many consentual smooches & cuddles & stuff!
😁💕
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Photo of a hand holding up a cake pan. This cake pan is in the shape of a spiderweb, each spoke of which has a depression for batter in the shape of a different monster face. We have a witch, a creature from the black lagoon, a mummy, two different werewolves, Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, aaaand a jack-o'-lantern.
Recently arrived: Cake pan of monster faces, aka 'monster cake pan'.
Needed: Cake pan of monster butts, aka 'monster CAKES pan'.
😂🍑
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"Look, if you're still measuring it in inches, you're probably alright."
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You know you're a monsterfucker when you hear certain things and just start laughing... 😂
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Ooohhh this is so gooood!
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OH HEKKK. These are so good!!!
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I cannot wait to see this when it's finished! So cute! Monsters & books! 💕📚
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