I have a mighty neeeeed!!!
#MFWantsStuff
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
More excellent art from excellent people! 💜😁
#MFWantsStuff
Oooh, another pretty jewelry drop from @nora.zone !!! They make the PRETTIEST THINGS. And sometimes there are ones with little googly style eyeballs on them. 😁💜
#MFWantsStuff
LOVE IT.
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Gorgeous! Absolutely love the snake & the spider pieces!!!
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OOOOHH, PRETTY!
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Me, singing: "Monster PEE-ee-EE-nus, WHAT A SHOW!"
😂
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Incredible! I might need it...
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SO FREAKIN CUTE.
I don't know why, but I have a weakness for gay foodstuffs, and those popsicles just 🌈🤌 perfection!
#MFWantsStuff
OH. HECK. LOOK AT THIS ART.
LOOK AT IT, I SAY!
ARE YOU LOOKING?!
(I really like stop motion monsters, can you tell? 😂💜)
#MFGames
#MFWantsStuff 📌
YASS. I NEED!
#MFTBR #MFWantsStuff
#Monsterfuckers
#CryptidLifestyle
Oh WOW, there's a lot of great stuff in this Monster Manor book fair bundle!!
Go check it out, my little Monsterfuckers!
#MFTBR #MFWantsStuff
#Monsterfuckers #CryptidLifestyle
YES. I want the pink & purple fascinus SO BAD!!!
#MFFaves
#MFWantsStuff
#MonsterFuckers
#CryptidLifestyle
NICE. I need one as a bookmark, also. 😂
#MFWantsStuff
#MFWrites
ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
#MFWantsStuff #MFFaves
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I LIKE THESE. Can we get one that says "Knot Me"??
#MFWantsStuff
#MFFaves
CUTE QUEER & BOOK-THEMED JEWELRY ALERT!
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#QueerArt #LGBTQ #PrettyStuff 📌
Y'all... I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED. 🤣🥒
Saw these & IMMEDIATELY showed my partner. Sometimes I don't think they fully understand how weird the inside of my brain is, because I NEED one of these pickle people!! 😂
#PicklePeople
#MFWantsStuff
www.instagram.com/reel/DJ-IhNo...
Oh NOOOO, they're so CUTE!!!
#MFWantsStuff
#SoCute
3 One Touch Tattoo packets, in a happy little group. The tagline on the packet reads, "Tattooed with ribs!", which is an interesting way of putting it. 😂
"TATTOOED WITH RIBS!"
For those who are *really* into the Geiger aesthetic. 😏
(...How do you design a custom condom? I need a temp tattoo t-rex, complete with little arms that go on the underside of the peen!🤣🦖)
#MFWantsStuff
#WritersLife #Erotica
UGGGHHH, I NEED IT. 😭💜
#MFWantsStuff
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ORBIT BOOKS, HOW DARE YOU. MY WALLET IS ALREADY ON FIRE!!
Meanwhile, @kimberlylemming.bsky.social just sitting over here, cackling as she watches her fanbase die happily over CHEESE END PAPERS.
🧀📖😭💖
#MFWantsStuff
#MFFaves
#Monsterfuckers
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/kimbe...
HECK! QUICK! Summoaning all #Monsterfuckers to go back this gorgeous book!
🤯💖
#MFWantsStuff
#CryptidLifestyle
New dark romance & monsterfucker friendly book sellers! Check them out!
I'm enjoying their selection & might have to get a "Tentacles Do It Better" tumbler. 😂🐙
#MFWantsStuff
#CryptidLifestyle
#BookSky
#WriteSky
www.steamybookworms.com/collections/...
Photo of a hand holding up a cake pan. This cake pan is in the shape of a spiderweb, each spoke of which has a depression for batter in the shape of a different monster face. We have a witch, a creature from the black lagoon, a mummy, two different werewolves, Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, aaaand a jack-o'-lantern.
Recently arrived: Cake pan of monster faces, aka 'monster cake pan'.
Needed: Cake pan of monster butts, aka 'monster CAKES pan'.
😂🍑
#butts
#MFWantsStuff
#CryptidLifestyle
A while back I was trying to find these amazing collars I had seen here on bsky and I COULD NOT find them. Well, as luck would have it, I bumped into the artist again on my timeline, so I'm re-sharing (and saving every link everywhere), because their work is GORGEOUS!!
#MFWantsStuff
#GoodMonster
Ok, I *adore* the colors on these!
#Monsterfuckers
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SWIRLS
#Monsterfuckers
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Ohhh my unholy creampuff, I JUST BARELY missed this! Drat drat drat!
*cries in monsterfucker*
#Monsterfuckers
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I need this one! Hilarious! 😂💚👽🛸
#AlienFuckers
#MonsterSexuals
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