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Today's #GMThoughts -ho worh the crazy thought that comes in the middle of the night. Those are the best thoughts. Your brain figures things out when you aren't concentrating on it.
Brought to you by the #CunningPlan that came to me for #VtmDownEast at 3am.

Labour in ‘deep trouble’ with Black voters, Operation Black Vote chair warns David Weaver says proposed jury reforms and slow progress on equality risk eroding support in marginal seats

Bah, Labour doesn't need black voters. Labour doesn't need Muslim voters. Labour doesn't need "extremist" tofu munching wokerati voters. Labour just need stale & pale voters with legitimate concerns. Onwards to victory!

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The #AlbaParty's death story has an extra layer of comedy: a #CunningPlan to resurrect the party's corpse.

Somehow, its all going to be sorted by a team of swinger #TommySheridan, teenage-duo-snoģger #AngusMacNeil, and #ChristinaHendry, niece of the late Mr […]

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I've got my excuse - some wood I bought yesterday needs to be painted before it can be fitted and could do with drying out a bit as well before doing that #cunningplan

Wouldn't a horizontal door just be a hole?

In a boat???

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L'astuce, ça serait d'éviter à tout prix de préciser avant quoi. #cunningplan

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Always carry around a pound worth of dry rice. Vamps are obliged to count each and every grain. Vamp? Pour on the floor the bag. Poor vamp will be kneeling counting the grain while you make your escape. #CunningPlan #EvilCackle
Signed: one who read Montague Summers.

I made chilli and lime gin one year that no one but one friend and I could drink. #cunningplan

Great new episode of the Cunningcast which goes into some amazing detail on dogs and our relationship with them. It's always great to hear Tony talking about his own dogs #DogsOfBluesky #Cunningcast #CunningPlan

What's a nun doing in Baldrick's bed?

#Blackadder #cunningplan

Toi aussi tu détestes les team building ? Tu te demandes comment lutter contre ce poncif managérial ? Inspire-toi de l'histoire de Shannon #cunningplan

Est-ce qu'on a vérifié si Piet de Crem pouvait tenir dedans ? #cunningplan

SF TD decides next time he praises a transphobic decision by a UK court he will do so As Gaeilge so the Wokerati won't understand, and therefore can't be "gortaítear agus ciontaigh."

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Trump: "I am going to raise tariffs on your steel, aluminium and cars of 25%!"

Starmer: "Oh yeah? WE, Global UK, are thinking about giving your Tech Barons HUGE tax breaks. Take that!"

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Somehow, compared to the current US administration, the plans of the penguins of Madagascar make sense… #usa #penguinsofmadagascar #cunningplan

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I find it interesting that Trump's obsession with the gold at fort Knox was not given much attention. Each time he talked about others committing a crime, he did or wanted to do that exact thing.
Taking the US gold reserves and somehow replacing them with crypto would be an absurd plan, but… […]

Woke up with the random thought that a future series of Blackadder should be set in a university administration, and the whole thing kinda just fell into place.

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Downside, the square PAL aspect ratio and dodgy white balance of mixed film/video production. But it's like an old friend anyway. #cunningplan

Nothing more concerning than someone who has all the gear, and has an idea… #DIY #homeimprovements #cunningplan #bestlaidplans #uhoh #fails

Also by screaming ‘huge majority’ the faithful need not turn up to vote. #Baldrick #CunningPlan

“A small painted wooden duck?”
“I thought if you got caught near water you could balance it on your head as a brilliant disguise.”
#Blackadder #CunningPlan

Someone tell the Thargoid Titan they can get a free Anaconda there..
Might head off the whole invasion?
#EliteDangerous
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The original #CunningPlan
#Blackadder

Time to start wrapping Christmas gifts in case the stash gets discovered; when they're wrapped then it's impossible to know what the gift is. Right? #Christmas #Cunningplan

Session wrapped up with an unexpected, brilliant, out of left field idea from one of the players that's going to be amazing if we can pull it off next time. #GamingNight #CunningPlan #OtterChaos

Our 'well prepared' NHS plans to pit retired Drs v #COVID19 (=predominantly men 50-60s)

For hospitalised pts in Wuhan: median age in the 50s predominance of men
~25% severe needing ITU
~10% need ventilation

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Back in San Francisco. It has to be Ryoko’s to stay awake on the first night.
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#sushi #sanfrancisco #dynamopr #cunningplan www.instagram.com/p/BvvE5q5HUaw/

Compared with David Cameron's #cunningplan to unite the Torys every single one of Baldrick's must now be regarded as the work of a genius