Much like @ohsnapjbsmoove, I love the old school Match Game song. And it isn’t even 2:30am at #DCM18 (or any other DCM)

It's been real #dcm18. See you next year cc @ucbtny

Did not enjoy the Homeless Fuckprov show I saw in the alley space behind Yotel. #DCM18

Wow, George R. R. Martin and J. R. R. Tolkien sure do like having pipe sex #DCM18 #MatchGame76

Almost time to play @matchgameabc er... '76 #DCM18

Dear @SeesoTV - I am on line. Please give me things. Like a chair. #DCM18

People on line with me know how I die! #DCM18

Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Comedy Club in New York, NY

Now we play the waiting game #dcm18 (@ Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre - @ucbtheatreny in New York, NY) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/fC3MFyltRkJ

Patiently waiting for @DCM_Lines to tell me what the @ucbtny line looks like for the Great Talmudic Debate #DCM18

The amount of line sitting I am going to be doing tonight is absurd, but it’s worth it for you, Match Game. All for you. #DCM18

Thanks to #dcm18, I know I'll be bitten in the jugular by a rat that I'm attempting to train in a production of Pippin

Ah #dcm18, where I sit around and queue for two hours to get into a theater below a grocery store after midnight to laugh

Relieved I didn't buy a #DCM18 pass, because I'm not sure how many comedy acts doing Brexit hot takes I could stand

Goal for #dcm18 - party access