The conviction rate in DC for this charge is abysmally low.

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🥪 If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit! 🥪

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#SalamiAssault #More #Salami #MakeSnowflakesCry #DoItDELIberately #ThrowItInTheNameOf 🤾🏽‍♂️🥪 #RageAgainstTheMachine #TerroristToughGuys #AllegicToMustard #SuperHero #PoBoyPitcher #LunchMeatLauncher #DeliClubDefenceClasses #FootLongFear #DelicatessenDefence #ThrowItOutOfCourt #DCSandwichGuy #Solidarity ✊🏼

Celebrating #DCSandwichGuy

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#Hero

A photo I took of the world's largest gavel which is in Columbus, OH

In honor of the #DCSandwichguy 's NOT-GUILTY verdict.... I give you.... the World's Largest Gavel. #Photography #Photos #ColumbusOH #WorldsLargestStuff #Verdicts #CurrentEvents

“I could smell the onions and mustard”

We are not a serious country #DCSandwichGuy

The trial of the century: DC Sandwich Guy.

Follow the thread below for shocking testimony.

I'd love to say this post is a joke, but the post is real. The US is the joke. The testimony is... well, read about it for yourself.

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This 🧵 is just the antidote I need to out descent into a police state #DCSandwichGuy

drawing of the pink polo guy who threw a sandwich at a facist depicted as a saint holding a sandwich with a halo behind him

drew the sandwich guy
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#DCSandwichGuy is my new hero!!! 💋💋💋

Everyone needs to be a sandwich guy
#DCSandwichguy #usa STAND UP

Everyone needs to be a sandwich guy
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Everyone needs to be a sandwich guy
All hail DC sandwich guy
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All hail Sandwich Guy
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