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Happy Father's Day to all the APDs

#threatintel #dadjokes #DJaaS

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I would like to cancel my subscription to virus total 🦠🤧 #thecrud #infosec #dadjokes #DJaaS

I haven't logged into Slack today.

I guess that means I'm slacking. 🤣

#dadjokes #DJaaS

Hey @charles.dardaman.com
How do you make holy water?
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You take regular water and you boil the hell out of it! #dadjokes #DJaaS

hello sky people & cats!
I'm new here & am excited to explore the skies. I have a day job at #mandiant and will be posting about #infosec, #aisec & my learnings & journey. If not security, you can expect me talking about DEI ally-ship, photography, DJ'ing and dad jokes.
#DJaaS #impulsive #ally

What is heavy forward, but not backward?
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A ton.
#dadjokes #DJaaS

No he's correct...it was an infosec #dadjoke #DJaaS

Now that's a cookie I'll accept.

#Mandiant #cybersecurity #dadjokes #DJaaS

What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if they could use their own anaesthetic?

Sure, knock yourself out.

#dadjokes #DJaaS

The reason I'm so wise must be because I still have my wisdom teef. 😁😂 #dadjokes #DJaaS

a man standing next to three goats in a grassy field ALT: a man standing next to three goats in a grassy field

My friend @ronfab.bsky.social asked me to help him round up his 17 goats.

I said that's easy...."20."

#dadjokes #DJaaS

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Let me know if someone needs adding to the list.

She's just going through A-Phase. ⚡

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I adopted my dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. 🐶🔩

#dadjokes #DJaaS