Wishing a Happy 79th, Birthday to former @VP #DanQuayle Who is looking SANE and highly intelligent compared to the CURRENT breed of his party. Thank you for encouraging @Mike_Pence to do the right thing and helping to save #AmericanDemocracy 🙏 #HappyBirthday 🎉🎁🎈🥳🎂🍰🎊🕯✊️

@JoeBiden now has the distinction (That @GeorgeHWBush once had) of being BOTH the #OldestLivingPresident AND the #OldestLivingVicePresident Also, the living @VP's who are left are now #DanQuayle @algore #Biden, @Mike_Pence @KamalaHarris and (of course), @JDVance #RIPDickCheney 🙏

#DementiaDON has already FORGOTTEN that he demanded $230 MILLION from the #USGovernment ! When he was asked about it, poor addlebrained #OldManTRUMP DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION! Even after it was explained to him - TWICE - VERRRRY SLOOOWLY! "It's a terrible thing to lose your mind!" - #DanQUAYLE

"Youthful Conservative To Share Bush Ticket"
August 17, 1988
#History #OTD #DanQuayle #1980s

Where did our standards go? #danquayle

Fear of potatoes is called potnonomicaphobia. 4 out of 10 people in Greenwood, Indiana have this disorder & these signs are frequent at local markets.
#mashedpotatoes #potatoes
#DanQuayle #phobia

#DanQuayle, dumbest fucking idiot ever, until #Trump

#NIPPON ? #NISSAN ? #NISSIN ? #NIKON ? It's all the same to #DementiaDON ! He can't tell NOODLES FROM INGOTS! #DanQUAYLE : "It's a terrible thing to LOSE YOUR MIND!"

‘He is not in charge’: Trump mocked for asking what’s in his executive orders President Donald Trump has signed more than 150 executive orders, often with cameras rolling and staff looking on. The ritual rarely varies: seated at the desk in the Oval Office, the President listen...

"GIMME A 'D'! GIMME AN 'E'!" IT'S CALLED #DEMENTIA ! He repeatedly asks what he's signing and sometimes wanders off WITHOUT SIGNING and has to be led back to SIGN THEM! #DanQUAYLE: "It's a terrible thing to lose your mind!"

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Pop quiz, hotshot!

Who appeared in the #Wildstorm universe first, #Grifter or #DanQuayle?

#ActionFigures #FunEnthusiast #FZcontent

#DanQuayle spoke to the United Negro College Fund #OnThisDay in 1989, mangling the Fund's slogan "A mind is a terrible thing to waste," saying, "What a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful, how true that is..."

#DanQuayle spoke to the United Negro College Fund #OnThisDay in 1989, mangling the Fund's slogan "A mind is a terrible thing to waste," saying, "What a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful, how true that is..."

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#lol #funny #fyp #FYI #jdvance #vicepresident #danquayle #Maga #conservatives #GOP #Democrats #librals #breakingnews #happyeaster

You are so welcome. Glad I could be of help to you!

You have a nice day as well!

#DanQuayle

a bald man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt and a blue tie . ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt and a blue tie .

#DanQuayle was a SCHOLAR and a GENTLEMAN compared to this #CouchFucker!!

#SaturdayNightLive took aim and roasted #JDVance in a BLISTERING sketch on #WeekenUpdate featuring @bowenyang.bsky.social that went viral. JD Vance is the punchline that keeps on giving and #DickCheney, #DanQuayle and #SarahPalin are jealous!
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PROFILE in #DEMENTIA - "I KNOW NOTHING!" confesses #DementiaDON about U.S. troops missing in #LITHUANIA as well as the SIGNAL WAR PLANS SCANDAL! NO CLUE that #SIGNAL is an online conference #APP . He thinks it failed because of a "weak signal"! "It's a terrible thing to lose your mind." - #DanQUAYLE

Great News That’s Terrible For Trump and His Cult Onward!

JD Vance is the most disliked VP in in the history of US polling.

#DanQuayle
#SpiroTAgnew

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I'm making a list of #hashtags to use.

I just had a #lightbulb moment.

I've used so many, here are some new ones to use:

#DanQuayle
#DanQuail
#patato

#JDVance
#JDDunce

#MarjorieNaziGreene

JD Vance has done the unthinkable and made the human race appreciate the intellect of Dan Quayle.

#potato #DanQuayle #DanQuail #JDVance
#IQTest

#LloydBentsen was born #OnThisDay in 1921, running mate to Mike Dukakis in 1988; the Texan scored a knockout punch in his debate with #DanQuayle after he compared himself with #JFK — the only knockout punch in any vice-presidential or presidential debate:

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Where are you #Obama? #Clinton #Bush #Cheney #Biden #Harris #Pelosi #Bainer #PaulRyan #Hillary #CondoleezzaRice #McCarthy #DanQuayle #AlGore seriously… Where the hell are you? You know this is a coup. Are you jet skiing, playing golf, resting, on vacation?
Your collective legacy hangs in the balance

Hillary Clinton speaks out against tyranny, but where are our other ex-honchos? Where is Bill? Gore? GW Bush? Is Quayle even alive? This fight takes both sides to stand up for what's right and they have nothing to lose. #hillaryclinton #algore #billclinton #gwbush #danquayle

Last time the Commanders were in the Championship game was in 1992, an era when misspelling the word potato would ruin your political career and crystal pepsi was a thing. So while my team did get destroyed today -I am not too bummed as the future is bright. Go Bills!

#Commanders #NFL #DanQuayle

First row to third row.
@POTUS @FLOTUS @VP @SecondGentleman @BillClinton @HillaryClinton #GeorgeWBush @laurawbush @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump @MELANIATRUMP #DanQuayle @algore and @Mike_Pence

Humility and class is what he stood for!

#RIPJimmyCarter #JimmyCarterFuneral 🙏

I miss the days when mis-spelling “potato” meant you were a complete dipshit and were unqualified for running this country #DanQuayle