*chomp*
Disinfecting surfaces
Toilet paper shortages
Masks, gloves, quarantine
Karens making public scenes
Michael Bloomberg buys his way
Right into the #DemDebates
Bullied off the stage, kept women in NDAs
Murder hornets, 90 Day
Lennon rolling in his grave
Economic disarray
*swims away*
Biden is flexible; Bernie is principled. Why can’t Biden own that—& its efficacy? #DemDebates
Someone gonna tell them that it’s actually Marriage Equality bros? #DemDebates
Here’s the thing. I get that Joe Biden is a politician—& I don’t even mind that he is—compromise is effective afterall—but that he won’t own it, says he thinks people are stupid. And maybe they are. But I can’t stand the dishonesty:(
Once again I’d vote for a shoe. #DemDebates
If only Joe Biden could give up on “I proposed that 30 years ago” & on having always been right about everything:( #DemDebates
Bernie is right. And we all know it. #DemDebates
Bernie’d make a better POTUS than Biden.
Also I really wish Biden would stop coughing. And that they were in separate rooms, because ffs why take the risk of infecting each other? Aside from 1%ers, no one is at a higher risk of exposure then these men! #DemDebates
I'm hearin that the #DemDebates suck. #CouldaHadYang. Looks like America will have to get their shit together for #Yang2024
And now a question from Twitter for #MikeBloomberg2020.
An @ElBloombito writes…
#DemDebate2020 #DemDebates
Bloomberg refers to rest of #DemDebates field as “fellow contestants”
#ElizabethWarren is desperate and being pushy and discourteous tonight. #DemDebates #DemDebate2020 #DemocraticDebates
Bernie getting boo's is priceless.
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All of a sudden these people care a whole hell of a lot about black and brown people! I’m S H O O K! #DemDebate2020 #DemDebates #BlackLivesMatter EVEN WHEN YOU ARE NOT PANDERING FOR OUR VOTES!
Me: Political commentary can't get dumber than CNN
CBSNews: Hold my beer.
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I’ll bet @AndrewYang as he sits at @CNN and watches other Democrats in the Spin Room is still thinking “I lost to these people?!” 🤔 #DemDebates #YangIsTheFuture #YangGang #HumanityFirst
I like @PeteButtigieg #DemocraticDebate #DemDebates #DemDebate
Tonight’s #DemDebates essentially will be the table read for #SNL’s 2/29 cold open...minus good actors.
Warren’s performance was just exhilarating. I just donated again and from what I hear I’m far from alone.
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I don’t know that Klobuchar is really the candidate who instantly springs to mind when I think “empathy”
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Hey Joe Biden: Kite strings do not lift anything aloft, they tether them to the ground
This has been....Metaphor Police (Ka-Chung)
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Did Klobuchar just deliver her closing statement randomly in the middle of the debate
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Every time @ewarren talks about getting billionaires out of politics Steyer adjusts his argyle tie
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I too am brisk and significant
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Damn Biden nearly cleared that Candy Crush level when the moderator interrupted him with a question
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The reason why Bernie is “not here to attack his friend Joe Biden” is literally because he has surrogates to do it for him tho
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“My friend at the end of the line here,” lol, I was sure Biden was going to call Andrew Yang “John Yang” but I was also secretly hoping he called him “Jeff”
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“I, a billionaire, fixed racism by starting a bank” is peak Tom Steyer
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How do I feel about all these white people fighting over how much black people like them
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Line of the night so far is just Elizabeth Warren saying to Buttigieg: “No.”
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“The gun industry continues to call the shots”
I see wat you did there @ewarren
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