Air Crisis Blamed on Canada…or Something Else Authorities blame Canadian wildfires for the Midwest’s toxic haze, but locals swear the smell tells a different, far gassier story.

Air quality in the Midwest hit “crisis levels.”

Officials blame Canadian wildfires. Witnesses say…it rippled and giggled.

Read the full report on America’s first Code Brown Air Event:

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