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Training the parrot to whistle on the dog. Daft mutt thinks he's going to the park. 🐕😙🦜

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Putting the clock forward and then back again.

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#DomesticYellowCard Leaving tuna in the fridge in an open container. What sort of person does that?

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Actually the dog gets shown a red card when he steals the duvet

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Eating that cake I was looking forward to

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Mentioning the holes in my socks

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Not stacking the dishwasher properly

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Leaving the seat up is mine
Leaving the seat down is hers
Whose right...

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Take that booking!

I appreciate you being here with me!!
See you soon!

#DomesticYellowCard As long as it's just the once, right?

#DomesticYellowCard No such thing. It's straight to the penalty box, every time.

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Not replacing the bin liner. 🤬

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Interrupting Me Halfway Through Listening To Dave's Solo

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You spilt a teaspoon of water on that worktop and now the kitchen is sailing!

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So the pasta was overcooked for a minute big deal, calm down dear.

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for falling asleep in the middle of a sentence...

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for those "intuitive" recipes that never fail to fail...

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Unauthorised Tidying Up

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Faulty Remote

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#DomesticYellowCard for those who vacuum but don’t hula hoop at the same time. I mean who doesn’t?

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for sweeping dirt under the rug...

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Distracting me when I’m playing hashtag games

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#DomesticYellowCard there being no toilet paper

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Don't Mess With My Settings!!!!

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#DomesticYellowCard obviously the honest answer is there’s nothing as I’m such an easy going person…..

#DomesticYellowCard falling asleep while watching the fecking Irish people. Although it should be a straight red.

youtu.be/IVVLhScRqXU?...

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for not replacing the toilet paper when it runs out...

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