A marker, ink, and paint pen cartoon on lined notebook paper, showing my OCs, The Watchers (two faceless robed beings with horns and dragon wings) standing back to back against a sky of stars, with a green eye centered above them and bony hands reaching out on either side. The page is laid out like an ad. Text above the drawing reads “Do you have problems? Why don’t you SUMMON THE MOUSE PROPHET?!”, with a red *note star at the end. Left Watcher is saying “We’re here for all your prophet needs!”, and right Watcher is saying “If it’s fixed, we can break it!”. A red 2 notation is at the end. Underneath the drawing is text, then all the notes: “Use Incantation #28 (page 70) for general help. (3) Use Incantation #276 (page 463) for special requests. (4) Check our website: www.squeak/prophet/tots&pears (5) Or call us! 1-900-MARKOTHEBEAST! (a) *offer applies to mice only.** **other sentient beings may be visited+ +keep an eye out. (2) Not our official motto, but something to keep in mind. (3) Plumbing, winning lottery tickets, revenge fantasies, exposing politicians. (4) The freaky shit. Rule 34. You know.*** ***shame on you. But call anyway, we like a good laugh. (5) Results not guaranteed, especially if you use AI programs to write your email. (a) Last 6 numbers are extensions. Good luck on hold; current wait time: 258 yrs. OT TRY TO SCAN OUT QR CODE!**** (next to a green box that looks roughly like, but is definitely NOT a QR code.) ****(‘Peace’ is written, then crossed out) Cheese be with you.
#postaday2026 #artsky #blueskyart #art #bskyart #thewatchers #advertisingparody #dontdoit
*click* Thank you for holding, your prayer is very important to us! Wait time is now 264 years, but there’s only 3,768 people ahead of you. *click*
(The hold music is just screaming.)
QTP with a game that made you a gamer in your childhood!
#Snokie #DontDoIt #TripleDogDare
The balloon caught fire and we almost died in a crash landing but other than that this was pretty fun day. #photography #rioja #HotAirBalloons
#DeathTrap #DontDoIt
Luscious Massacr and new housewife Rosie from Rhode Island will both be at the same WeHo pride event 🕵️♂️ #RHORI #DontDoIt #LushiousMassacr
The difference between sending your child to boarding school and sending your dog to board and train?
One can speak up if something goes wrong.
The other stays silent while paying the price.
#dontdoit
That's a crock. Iran is targeting US installations. It has nothing to do with us. I'll be very disappointed if the PM pushes our troops into this illegal war. I think things will go badly for him if he allows this to happen. #dontdoit #holywar #trumpsamerica
😭😭😭 #dontdoit
Be respectful if someone tells you they’re not single. You can talk with someone without being seductive. Remember, actions cause reactions. 😉💯 #mythoughts #mywords #justsaying #seduction #flirting #relations #cheaters #writer #notforyou #dontdoit #respect
You think that "president" gives two fucks about accountability?
Here's what you do: DON'T SHOW UP.
Otherwise, you're bending the knee to a wannabe king.
#DontDoIt
A reminder for Valentine's Day from your friendly neighborhood tattoo artist. #Pittsburgh #BlackCandleStudios #ValentinesDay #dontdoit #love
suno.com/s/sXbXibd1WP... #suno #sunocontest #dontdoit
A round-toe, black cotton mary jane sandal with a thin rubber sole. I think you used to be able to get them in packs of 3 at Pier 1. My god, the death grip these things had on teenage/20-something suburban girls in 1994.
Was trying to figure out why the Gen Zish trend of wearing overpriced mary jane flats to the office was weirding me out, then remembered how 99% of my female friends in high school tore their feet to shreds in these bad boys. #DontDoIt
Reminds me of an episode of "Bull'" many years ago where a self driving car went rogue. 😱
#DontDoIt
It's #easy to be #upset ! #foolish #dontdoit #yougotthis
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Ein Foto von einem montierten Ersatzrad. Text: Regeln für die Pampa und wie ich sie befolgt habe: 1. Kurve nicht zu schwungvoll nehmen - nicht befolgt 2. Gutes Ersatzrad dabei haben - befolgt 3. Handy dabei, aufgeladen, Datenvolumen - befolgt
Foto: Heckscheibe mit Aufklebern, eine Hexe und in bunt reflektierenden silbernen Großbuchstaben steht Hebamme darauf. Text: 4. Jemanden informieren - befolgt 5. ADAC anrufen - befolgt, Onlineformular direkt ausfüllen - nicht befolgt 6. Hund nicht abschnallen, um Aufregungsergebnis unter ihm wegzumachen - nicht befolgt 7. Warndreieck aufstellen - befolgt (bissl eher wäre besser, aber es war weite Sicht und gerade leer)
Foto: Wachsdecke mit Panzerklebeband an einem Autofenster, um eine fehlende Scheibe abzudecken 8. Wenn gegen 6. verstoßen, dann NICHT DEN SCHLÜSSEL und Handy und alles IM AUTO LASSEN. - nicht befolgt 9. Dem Hund das Kommando "Setz Dich nochmal KURZ auf den Schlüssel" beibringen - befolgt (und nicht durchdrehen, wenn das klappt, aber zu schnell wieder zu-klackt und dann Schlüssel zwischen die Sitze fällt - befolgt) 10. Hand und Arm umwickeln vorm nächsten Schritt - nicht befolgt
Regeln für Autopanne in der Pampa:
#EtaOnTour #Autopanne #DontDoIt
Splashes of watercolour on a blue background. Balloons on strings floating away are drawn over each in black ink.
Another day
I cleaned my watercolour pallette and let it splash on some paper today then saw balloons.
I wish balloon releases weren't awful for the environment because they sure look nice.
#dontdoit #watercolour #artsky
Drinkig white moster never works out #DontDoIt me and my migtaine
Da hat man vor Jahrzehnten gelernt Wäsche zu waschen und steht dann trotzdem da mit einer Ladung ehemals weißer Wäsche, die jetzt in diversen Schattierungen zartrosa leuchtet 🤦♀️🤪
#ServiceTweet #DontDoIt
Micro-cheating isn’t just flirting or hiding things, it isn’t about insecurity, it’s about boundaries. What feels like 'nothing' to you might feel like everything to your partner. Social media is killing dating and marriages. #dontdoit
Has Illuminati Ganga recently kilt yer friend?! That ain't nice now is it! Send them a message not to kilt. Thank ye.
#kilt #yerfriend #mean #dontdoit
The original Star Trek season 1 episode 4, explained machine intelligence best.
#DontDoIt
Also, don’t they know how little money there is in books? If I wanted to scam people, this is the last place I’d put my energy. I guess there are a lot of people investing personal money into publishing though. #DontDoIt
Kitty! 🥹
#meme #memes #ancientmeme #don'tdoit #dontdoit
hey, people who were torching Teslas, um...you totally shouldnt do the same thing to AI datacenters. it'd be very detrimental to companies.
#dontdoit #datacenters #ai #aidatacenters