A marker, ink, and paint pen cartoon on lined notebook paper, showing my OCs, The Watchers (two faceless robed beings with horns and dragon wings) standing back to back against a sky of stars, with a green eye centered above them and bony hands reaching out on either side. The page is laid out like an ad. Text above the drawing reads “Do you have problems? Why don’t you SUMMON THE MOUSE PROPHET?!”, with a red *note star at the end. Left Watcher is saying “We’re here for all your prophet needs!”, and right Watcher is saying “If it’s fixed, we can break it!”. A red 2 notation is at the end. Underneath the drawing is text, then all the notes: “Use Incantation #28 (page 70) for general help. (3) Use Incantation #276 (page 463) for special requests. (4) Check our website: www.squeak/prophet/tots&pears (5) Or call us! 1-900-MARKOTHEBEAST! (a) *offer applies to mice only.** **other sentient beings may be visited+ +keep an eye out. (2) Not our official motto, but something to keep in mind. (3) Plumbing, winning lottery tickets, revenge fantasies, exposing politicians. (4) The freaky shit. Rule 34. You know.*** ***shame on you. But call anyway, we like a good laugh. (5) Results not guaranteed, especially if you use AI programs to write your email. (a) Last 6 numbers are extensions. Good luck on hold; current wait time: 258 yrs. OT TRY TO SCAN OUT QR CODE!**** (next to a green box that looks roughly like, but is definitely NOT a QR code.) ****(‘Peace’ is written, then crossed out) Cheese be with you.

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*click* Thank you for holding, your prayer is very important to us! Wait time is now 264 years, but there’s only 3,768 people ahead of you. *click*
(The hold music is just screaming.)