God made me perpetually poor because they knew I would be too powerful #Nerfed #ThePerfectMan #HideYourGirl #Douchebag
Kid Rock, nee Robert James Ritchie, isn’t hiding his politics, he’s hiding his class. 🤑
Born in Michigan. Son to the owner of multiple car dealerships. Grew up in a 5,628-square-foot mansion. Apple orchard. Private stable. Tennis court. Guesthouse. 🤑
#AmericanGRIFTER #Douchebag
Big Beautiful Award. #fucktrump #douchebag
I believe it lost a court battle about housing in NYC in the 80s.
Why does he have to be such a #DoucheBag ?
www.cnn.com/2026/03/29/p...
Nothing more pretentious than a bunch of delusional dudes smoking cigars thinking it makes them look smart and important! I’m talking to you, Billy Can’t Act Maher. Gotta love those 80s “Murder She Wrote” episodes, you twat! 🤣🤣🤣 P.S. Your blasé act is stupid. #billmaher #douchebag #baldingfratboy
Donald J Trump is a fucking worthless lying piece of shit! Vomit-inducing prick! #DoucheBag #DJT
Best president there ever was - especiallly compared to the #douchebag currently in charge
#obama #trump
I have questions:
What Mar-A-Lago bathroom is he doing this presser from?
Why is there a "Navy Rear Admiral" behind him?
Who did such a bad and obvious job of safety-pinning the flag so the eagle would be peeking over his shoulder?
#douchebag
A little Vagisil will clear that up. Its a side effect of being a douchebag. The neckussy never gets fully dry creating a playground for bacteria 😂
#Douchebag
#Neckussy
#GynecologistsOfTheGop
So, Kash Patel has time to go hoop it up and wear a medal he didn't earn with the men's hockey team - while Nancy Guthrie is still missing. Tell me you are incompetent without telling me you're incompetent. #douchebag
Oh good heavens Andy, somehow it got lodged in one of my teeth. #SarahFerguson #duchess #royalfamily #douchebag
I believe it's quite possible that I have misplaced my contact lens. #AndrewMountbatten-Windsor #jeffreyepstein #royalfamily #douchebag
Welp, was talking with “my ex” and hadn’t realized what a douchbag he is until now. While I am/was very attracted to him, he’s starting to turn me off. Told him off last night and went to have a drink(unusual for me) and to hear some live music. Would rather be alone/single. #douchebag #singlelife
#Douchebag is pure evil!
"As Cuba nears its fourth week under crippling Trump administration sanctions that have shuttered hospitals and starved people of food, President Donald Trump boasted Monday at how the brutal campaign was an effective negotiation tactic."
www.rawstory.com/cuba-2675275...
definition of #douchebag
$50 says this #whitenationalist #douchebag has a tattered copy of the #TurnerDiaries in his "Go Bag" and can't wait until the #Boogaloo kicks off so he gets to murder brown people. 🤨
#PunchEveryNazi
I think you mean liar liar #DoucheBag on fire could be wrong😂🤣😅
I reposted the wrong post I’m such a douche 😂
Sigh _<‘ ‘>_ crabface
#douchebag
Watching the opening ceremony for these Olympic games and I'm struck by how much J.D. Vance looks like he absolutely hates being there.
#DoucheBag
As well as being an adjudicated #LIAR, wannabe #NAZI & general #DOUCHEBAG, #GregBovino is also a PUBLIC WANKER!
#FvckICE #DefundICE #ICEOut
#DonaldTrump is disgusting.
After what he said about European arm forces.
Really, European arm forces didn't help?
He is scum.
#article5 #nato #afghanistan #scumbag #douchebag
Tomi Lahren who's the 'perfect poster child' for abortion calls Rep. Ilhan Omar the ‘perfect poster child’ for closing the border
#Trump #MAGA #GOP #Republicans #Fox #Lahren #Asshole #LyingScum #DoucheBag
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
I don't see Trump's #Charisma, but whatever he has...his "Je ne sais quoi???" as they say in France and Canada... #JDVance doesn't have #IT. No amount of #PeterThiel financial #Lubricant is making Vance less of a #Closeted #CouchFucking #DoucheBag with identity issues. He can #RUN, but he can't win!
🚨 #DoucheBag Alert!!! 🚨 - found on a #telegram group. #speedo #speedos #swimbrief #swimbriefs #swimwear #gayspeedo #speedogay #gaydouchebag #wanker #dickhead #poofter #tryhard #loser #tosser #speedobulge #bulgingspeedo #redspeedo #knobjocky lol.