So imports are good – not only a good. #eggpocalypse

ICYMI, friends, the #eggpocalypse never struck at #LidlUS . We've been paying normal prices the whole year. 😀 I thought this might be helpful to some of you.

gimme your scrambled tofu recs pls eggs are too expensive

#foodsky #eggpocalypse #tofu

🚨BREAKING🚨#HedgeNews

DHS officially declares what many have long been saying: the nation is in the middle of an #Eggpocalypse. “If you have a dog or a goat, you’re going to want to 12-gauge the animal right now”, advised Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem.

I can make a collagen egg like a muthafugga. Find me in the #eggpocalypse.

A Major Grocery Chain Just Put A Limit On Eggs Per Customer - Foodie The national egg shortage is hitting stores and shoppers everywhere. Now, one major grocery chain is putting a limit on per-customer egg purchases.

Egg-sasperating! National grocery chain Trader Joe's is now rationing eggs. Only one dozen per customer. #eggpocalypse

www.foodie.com/1783800/trad...

Truly, a civilization in its golden (yolk) age.

#Eggpocalypse #CostcoMadness #HoardingFails #EggFamine2025 #SurvivalOfTheDumbest #EggFlation #FoodWasteWars #TheDecline #AmericaUnhinged

#Eggpocalypse #CostcoMadness #HoardingFails #EggShortage #SurvivalOfTheDumbest #EggFlation #2025Chronicles #FoodWasteWars #HistoryRepeats

He's behind me, isn't he?
#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch #Eggpocalypse

Updated profile...don't think I'm a purple egg anymore, am I? (Became alt persona...miss it a little) I survived #EGGpocalypse. #NeverForget

Still an egg, but look forward to being on the other side RT: @zack_sigmund "I survived the eggpocalypse of 2013 #eggpocalypse #neverforget"

#EGGpocalypse phenom/hashtag is evolving: getting philosophical, organizing, possibly trending & reminding me of this

Another eggcellent @twitter response RT: @treysat I hope everyone stops all these lame #eggpocalypse jokes soon--it's only egging things on.

Some punny gems under #eggpocalypse @twitter hashtag: RT @treysat: I'm starting to think #eggpocalypse is just some type of practical yolk.

Hi #tweetpeeps, I searched @twitter & #EGGpocalypse is definitely happening! People are changing into blue/green/pink/orange & purple eggs.