The Institute for the Study of First World Problems🔬🥑

@tisfwp.bsky.social

8 months ago

Urgent study from The Institute: The standard Monday morning coffee dosage is ineffective against post-long-weekend inertia. We may need to escalate to experimental, high-potency caffeine solutions. This is not a drill. #MondayCoffee #ItDidNothing #FirstWorldProblems #EmergencyCaffeine