‘Is this watery piss what you people call beer in this country?’
#Valthungian: Hwa hit hran uvgútna ist þetit jūs þjuða inhitma gœ̄ža bjus nemniþ?
#Europic: Kwa tci-la pisu vakwa se ke-kwasu tuyaru namoge da byeru no tci-la jiyu?
#UsefulConlangPhrases #TravelSeries
‘Stop laughing and bring me the menu for tourists.’
#Europic: Kedetu na likracu wake kwetu da mu na la mandja-listu we vidata-vresantu.
#Valthungian: Kwink a þlǣšin ja bring mis þa bisœučins matirǣgistra.
#UsefulConlangPhrases #TravelSeries
#UsefulConlangPhrases #TravelSeries
‘What do you mean there’s no peanut butter in this country?’
#Europic: Kwayo povacu heste ke raha-pastu ne ste no tci-la jiyu?
#Valthungian: Hwē istim mǣtiko þīm nīn þnang reðnutis n’ist inhitma gœ̄za?
#UsefulConlangPhrases #TravelSeries
“There’s a corpse on the bed. Please have the sheets changed.”
#Europic: Morta-korpu ste pi-vi tci-la legru. Ye-brane ka-morfe-de na la legla-drapru.
#Valthungian: Im ist nǭs inþiža hēþin. Þikfeša tœuǧin þa ligrawaste aftrarǣðiþ.
#UsefulConlangPhrases #TravelSeries
“Do you have a room with fewer rats?”
#Europic: Kwa dra kombru se me flantoza ratu?
#Valthungian: Hw’imist elia hēþia miþ mitnumam rātum?
This is Vulgar European, an early descendant of my quasi-dystopian #auxlang #Europic. I’ll translate this post, just because:
“I don’t exactly know what I want to write here, but I’m going to start posting in some of my #conlangs, without clarification or explanation.”
A canonical error! (OK, I did this on purpose - or rather, I caught my error and decided to include it in the #Europic lexicon anyway and then call it out as some sort of plausible deniability insurance for others that I have indubitably missed.)
In case you're tired of hearing about the #Europic #conlang, here's something from its descendant, Vulgar European, which is actually a much more interesting language, and probably better suited to be an #AuxiliaryLanguage, even though it's not one.
This isn't the #Europic #conlang, but its descendant, Vulgar European (Iropicu). I haven't had much of a heart for conlanging this week, but this is where we are.
I'm still playing around with some formats and ideas for how to present the #Europic language. In the meantime, here, have some colours!
