Kelly for the 800th time in two movies: "Such a moron."
2 seconds later: "Such a drama queen!" for the 900th time.
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Kelly desperately wants to know what the note Bella left for Charlie before leaving for Italy said. Like, what do you even say?
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Edward: : "Leaving you was the hardest thing I've done in 100 years."
Which means he did something harder at 9 years old, since he's 109... I really wonder what that was.
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In Alice's vision of Bella as a vampire -- Crayle: "Why are they dressed like it's Tuck Everlasting?"
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Aro: "Interesting. I see nothing."
Kelly: "Yup. Because she has no braincells."
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Kelly just got to Aro saying "Beller is alive after all!" and is now muttering "teehee, Beller" to herself.
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Kelly for the 600th time in two movies: "... Morons."
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Bella to all her supernatural friends: "I would never tell anyone!"
Bella one minute later: *tells the vampires about the werewolves and the werewolves about the vampires*
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Alice: "I have never met anyone more prone to life-threatening idiocy."
Kelly: *points at the screen emphatically in speechless agreement*
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"This is the fur of a killer, Bella."
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Kelly: Freaking both her boyfriends have fangs.
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Jacob: *is shirtless in the rain*
Kelly: These movies absolutely know who their audience is, and they are NOT afraid to cater to them.
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Jacob Black: "I would never, ever do that. I would never hurt you."
Kelly: "i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR gUyS!"
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Mike Newton is the Xander Harris of the Twilight Saga.
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Kelly, re: Mike Newton: "GROSS!" for the 500th time in 1.5 movies so far.
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Crayle and Kelly at the same time: "Any excuse to take your shirt off" about Jacob.
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Crayle: "Of all the rocks to hit your head on though, that one has a nice collection of moss."
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Kelly finally just got to the "Bella, where the hell have you been, loca?" line. She's not yet showing signs of it changing her life, but Crayle is keeping an eye out.
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Kelly to Bella: "Come on, don't be stupid."
Crayle: "If you want Bella to not be stupid, I have bad news for you about the next 3.5 movies."
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Kelly for the 200th time: "So emo."
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Edward: "Just don't do anything reckless... Charlie's sake."
Crayle: "Yes, protect hot daddy at all costs."
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Bella to Edward: "I love you."
Kelly: "I love the car."
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Carlisle: "You've always been... gracious about us."
Kelly: "Yeah, cuz she's STUPID."
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Crayle on Emmett's lessened role in the movies: "This is himbo erasure!"
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Victoria: *rubs her boyfriend's ashes all over her face*
Crayle: "So extra..."
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Kelly, under her breath, 100x during the first 15 minutes of this movie: "Ugghh, so emo..."
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Edward: "You give me a gift just by breathing."
Kelly (grudgingly): "Awww, that actually is cute..."
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Kelly: "What the word? ... Oh, necrophilia."
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K: "You're 17 girl, stop freaking out about getting old."
C: "Well she's 18 now. It's her 18th bday"
K: "Oh nvm. That's super old. Geriatric."
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"These violent delights have violent ends... Eeee! Freeze frame! Be you're wondering how I got here..."
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