(A teal pen lies across an open journal page upon which, in teal ink, is written:) "Nowhere does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg." "Nowhere does it say what killed him either." "He had a great fall..." "Yeah... Leaves changing, hockey season starting, Cubs eliminated. Great fall. Dude was really fond of autumn."

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