Surprise: The Government Is “Scrambling” to Rehire Workers Fired by DOGE “Notice of Reduction in Force (RIF) issued to you…is officially RESCINDED [and] you will not be separated from employment,” read one absurdly euphemistic email.

#ThrilledAtPredictable Thrilled at how predictable Reality Kremlin / Reality White House simulacra can be. The Apprentice "You're Fired" outcomes. #OutGroupMocking #FWakeSurprise
#FWakeScrambling #FWakeToldYouSo
#FWake20250606 #FWakeDOGE #FWakeYouAreFired #InfiniteJestMechanics /\