America’s Most Wanted: Forrest Edition. (Pilot Episode: The Fairy Godmother) Estelle Beula the Fairy was assigned to godmotherhood. Some would argue she did the job miserably wrong, especially in the case of one Queen Cinderella. Who actually brought the Godmother up on charges soon after she ascended the throne. Estelle was sentenced to five years in hard fairy labor, being farmed for her dust. She served every minute, the Queen ensured it, before releasing her on probation. Scorned, by all but the worst fairies and imps, she fell on hard times. She started selling fairy dust on the black market. Dust was now the only life she knew. This soon grew into a small illicit empire, all while still on probation. You see, Cinderella became a fairy dust addict as soon as she was royal. That chick loved to fly around the spires of the castle. The castle supply dwindled to nothing when Estelle was released. Soon enough the queen approached the former Godmother’s business, unknowing that it was owned and a crime front for her former Fairy Godmother. Long story short, the queen went looking for a dust fix. A “Bad Batch” of dust was “erroneously” given to the queen, who died a horrid death when she plummeted from 200 feet high. Since that day, Estelle Beula has never been seen again. If you have any tips on where this allegedly murderous Godmother can be found, we urge you to call our tip line…1-800-FRSTCRM Do not approach the subject though, as she’s assumed to be dusted and dangerous. -Jeff
America’s Most Wanted: Forrest Edition — The Fairy Godmother
Turns out Cinderella wasn’t the only one dusted…
and fairy crime is WAY more organized than you think.
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