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They Made His Video Game Characters ‘Less Sexy’ - Now he will never find love again
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 58
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The cover art for "Communion" by J D Vance which, oddly, features a picture of a Methodist church despite Vance being Catholic. The title and subtitle have been altered to "Confusion" and "I have no idea what my church looks like".
Cover of JD Vance's new book, showing a church in a pastoral setting. Fake title: "Oh Yes I Fucked a Couch" fake subtitle: "Looking for love in all the wrong chaises"
Hey let's do a #FakeBookTitleFriday in honor of JD's new book coming out!
Incidentally, you KNOW JD's new book coming out is gonna be fodder for #FakeBookTitleFriday
Space Dildos of Pluto. “A penetrating read!” - National Enquirer “Really rams the point home.” - NYT
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 56
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Arthur’s First Porn Mag represented a departure for the series, truth be told.
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 55
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A Fiver Says You Won’t Eat a Fairy by Enid Blyton
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 54
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‘The Man I Met on the Internet’ And a space vampire is coming through an open door.
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 53
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#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 52
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#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 51
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#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 50
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#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 49
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#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 48
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#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 47
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pulp novel cover showing a panicked guy dialing the phone with the shadow of a gun-wielding person beside him. Fake title: "Help! Help! The police are here!"
Been struggling to find #FakeBookTitleFriday inspiration for a while so here's a topical one from the vault! Is it surprising that I made this literally 5 years ago? (No, no it is not.)
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 46
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#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 44
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Cover of book showing civil war union soldier advancing on the battlefield Fake title: LET'S FUCK UP SOME CONFEDERATES
Tonight's #FakeBookTitleFriday is a mood!
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 43
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Cover of "Famous Monsters of Filmland" magazine, showing Bela Lugosi's Dracula doing some seriously disgusted side eye. Fake title: "Side Eyeing Stephen Miller" Story titles: "I may be a blood sucking parasite but that guy genuinely sucks." "MONSTERS EVERYWHERE DISAVOW MILLER" "CREATUE FROM BLACK LAGOON CALLS MILLER 'UNEVOLVED'" "THE MUMMY INVITES MILLER TO EGYPT FOR 'A FRIENDLY CHAT'"
Managed to finish a very topical yet forever relevant #FakeBookTitleFriday!
Book cover image shows a huge blobbish alien with multiple legs being carried on a sedan chair by hundreds of struggling humans. Fake title: On My Way to Blow Bubba Fake subtitle: Time to play music on a presidential flute
Gotta strike the #FakeBookTitleFriday while the iron is hot! That may also be a euphemism.
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 42
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Cover of an old pulp novel showing a bunch of women with sticks surrounding a helpless young man. Fake title, in Times New Roman: "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?" Fake subcaption: We regret to inform you that the New York Times is back on their usual bullshit Fake book label: UTTER NONSENSE
Opted to do one more topical #FakeBookTitleFriday before everyone forgets the reference. Also, this is the first time this cover leapt out at me.
Cover shows three scantily clad women manhandling an astronaut in a space suit. A rocketship is in the background. Fake title: "OFF YOU GO TO MARS, ELON" Subtitle: "PACK FOR A LOOONG STAY"
Managed to do an original #FakeBookTitleFriday entry after all
Book cover showing an illustration of a man close talking to a seated woman. He is standing with one foot up on the chair so that his groin is practically face level with her. Fake title: Allow me to introduce my penis Fake subtitle: (Original title "Paging Dr. Johnson")
This week for #FakeBookTitleFriday let me pull one from the archives!
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 41
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Cover of a pulp crime novel showing an angry old man in a rocking chair with an angry old cat peering out the window. Fake title: "Admiral Pawsey says fuck off" subtitle: I gave Admiral Pawsey my power of attorney
Today's #FakeBookTitleFriday entry!