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#FakeFactsAboutEducation flirting with your teacher is harmless fun

#FakeFactsAboutEducation you'll pay off your student loans in a snap

#FakeFactsAboutEducation the Krebs cycle comes up a lot

#FakeFactsAboutEducation what you study will be what you do

#FakeFactsAboutEducation sex education has a 60 minute practical test, most male students fail after 30 seconds 🙀

#FakeFactsAboutEducation Miss Lonely did not, in fact, go to the finest schools. She actually went to Trump University.

Learning by osmosis is an effective method for the lazy student. #FakeFactsAboutEducation

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Bringing the teacher an apple will get you an A on homework.

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His full name is Edward Ulysses Cation.

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Kinder-garden teachers are permitted by law to prune their students.

Teachers are overpaid and do nothing more than read stuff they don't know out of books

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Sax education is mandatory in all pubic Middle schools...

You can buy class, so why attend it?

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Excessive scientific knowledge can cause visual impairment

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The best way to learn is by studying someone else's work...

For grade school Show-And-Tell, don't make a rocket ship— your teacher might be a Democrat, or otherwise sane person, and give you an F, because that's fucking Elon Musk—but a fucking bunny will get you an A+.
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π is solvable by throwing it in someone's face...

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The combination of an Ohio State & Yale education may lead to unusual desires to copulate with couches...

Only geniuses come out of Ivy League schools

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Higher Education can only be done while getting increasingly stoned.

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Education is named for Edward Eucation a Cherry Lawn police officer who was so fervently devoted to children's welfare he arrested his own ex-wife the first female teacher to sleep with a student. The honor was bestowed for his stance against Ms. Ed Eucation.

#FakeFactsAboutEducation Permanent records are real, and there's a good chance you missed out on a big promotion because of some detentions you got in grade school.

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Home schooled children know much more about homes and properties than children who are not home schooled.

Math is so easy if you are just copying off someone else calculator answer 💗 #FakeFactsAboutEducation

Pink Floyd didn't need none

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You don't knead it if you're going to become a baker.

They have other ways to make dough.

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You get what you pay for.

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