Geeky Redheads, and their Supporters/Admirers
When your cat accidentally joins the forces of Isengard.
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Why researching before writing is so, so important. Screenshot from book MADERING MILLER: His skin was the color of just-pressed olive. Picture of just pressed olive that is an alien looking lime green.
That's why I write #SpeculativeFiction things are always right if I'm making everything up ππ
Also, did you know to create a fictional world from scratch you have to start with creating the #Multiverse? At least that's what I've been told... π
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Well that didn't last long... #nfl #nflmemes #fantasyfootball #fantasymemes
Please don't make me speak to anyone today... #fantasyfootball #fantasymemes #nfl #nflmemes #fantasydraft #mockdraft
Three panel meme with scene from the Lord of the Rings film where Pippin is asking about second breakfast. Pippin: What about a new book? Aragon: We've already bought new book. Pippin: We've bought one, yes. But what about a second new book?
I don't think he knows about "reading the books you have." π
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Post by C.G. Drews Apparently some people go to bed and just...sleep??? They don't plot a 7-book epic fantasy series or softly broil in existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made??? And then they wake up [checks notes] REFRESHED? | just. It sounds a bit fake.
What do you mean OR? π€
I can broil in existential dread and plot a fantasy series at the same time. π Luckily I don't make mistakes, at least not any I'm willing to admit too π
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You gotta want it more... #fantasyfootball #fantasymemes #fantasyfootballmemes #nfl #nflmemes #commish #fantasycommish #fantasydraft #commishproblems
This idiot costs me my league every year... #fantasyfootball #fantasymemes #nfl #nflmemes #fantasydraft
Would you ask her for a quest? βοΈ Coat by @linennaive #skyrimmemes #skyrim #npc #fantasymemes
Picture of a book where the map folds out so at to stay on the side of the text while you read. Captioned: Every book should have its maps set up like this...
Maps are great, but this is greaterest π
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Okay, fine, you got me. Now, are you using your bones, or can I have them? Heliantha is back!! π¦π» I missed her, and it was so fun to transform into her once more. Follow for more fae fun β¨ #dndmemes #faecore #fantasycosplay #fantasymemes
Post by Oliver Clegg SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth HOBBITS: WOW
I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized π€
The kind of people who don't cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord π
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Elves in Tolkien's legendarium From THE HOBBIT: -Wine from warm lands -Fire-roasted meat -Likes dancing in the meadows and making flower wreaths -Spends time singing and feasting THE LORD OF THE RINGS: -Minwvor, Lembas (mysterious and magical elven food) -Ages-old wisdom in the eyes -Totally mysterious THE SILMARILLION: -Blood of the slain kin -Flesh of a Balrog killed with bare hands -Starts each day with new war -Covered in scars from fighting and being tortured by Orcs -Killed at least 10 family members
What does Balrog taste like? Inquiring minds need to know... π
Also, are the Elves an allegory for the diffrent ages of Brittish royalty? π€
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abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep. Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism. Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't. Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern. Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual. Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.
Ham-fisted construction is my favourite π
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Picture showing the four diffrent serifs on the capital letter E
I have a fantasic suggestion π
Sans-serif = Low-fantasy
Serif = High-fantasy
Extra-serif = Epic-fantasy
Fractal-serif = Science-fantasy
Now I need suggestions for weird, comedic, high-sci-fantasy-serif. Anyone? π
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Post by Adam Morgan Sex is great but have you ever opened a book with a map in the front.
You never forget your first map π
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That's it, steady boy. Nice and easy.
Hey, a little help here guys?
β¦guys?
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Tolkien vs. Lewis on allegories webcomic by reparrishcomics Tolkien speaking to a student: Student: Professor Tolkien! Is it true that you wrote your novels as an allegory for the first world war? Tolkien: No. Never. Ask me that again adn I will call the police. Lewis thinking to himself: If even one person reading this does not understand that the big lion is jesus, I will set myself on fire.
I mean it is pretty obvious, since Jesus just like the big lion is entierly made up π
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Five panel webcomic by Sarah's Scribbles: 1: I like this thing 2: Maybe I'll check out the FANDOM! Opens door to fandom. 3: Peeks inside 4: Room on fire with people arguing everywhere. 5: Slams door shut and thinks "Well."
Is there such a thing as liking things too much? Yes, yes there is ππ
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Stress, man? Thatβs just your brain chasing its own tail.
#wizardposting #arcaneknowledge #wizardmemes #spellcaster #magicmemes #sorcery #mage #hocuspocus #mysticarts #wizardhumor #dndmemes #fantasymemes
FLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
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Questing with the homies? Thatβs the real treasure, man. The lootβs cool, but itβs the laughs and the weird adventures that make it all worth it.
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The worldβs got its shadows, man, but you canβt let that steal your light. Stay weird, stay whimsical. Let the storms roll by while you enjoy the breeze.
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Main quest? Nah, man, Iβm on the Elderly Tortoise Needs a Hat arc right now.
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You walked all the way across Middle-earth? No offense, bud, but thatβs what giant eagles are for.
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When she sends her location, and itβs the map from The Storm Gathers by Maelan Holladay... ππ weβre going on an adventure!
P.S. Donβt miss the sequel's title reveal - coming January 14! πβ¨
πππ£π π©ππ πππ§π¨π© ππ€π€π πππ§π: https://inimitable.pub/thestormgathers
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βNuff said.
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