📝 FIELD REPORT – BELLHOOK QUARTER
Two men arguing over price said at the same time: “Could be worse.” One’s car burst into flames five minutes later.
No one’s sure whose voice said it first.
#StantonvilleRecord #WORSEIsHere #FiledReport
🧺 COMMUNITY BULLETIN – OAK GROVE
Ms. Daisy’s table at the market has peaches so sweet they make you forget your name. Buy one. Remember to leave your real name behind when you pay.
#StantonvilleRecord #OakGroveWhispers #FiledReport
📝 FIELD UPDATE – SSU
D. Carter, Campus Correspondent
Dorm 504B reported doorknobs spinning on their own again.
Last time this happened, Room 204 woke up with their beds turned north.
#StantonvilleRecord #SSUHaunts #FiledReport
🎓 SSU — FILED FIELD REPORT
August House | Reported by Althea "Tee" Dawson, RD
Student woke at 4:44AM. Soil under nails. Shirt on backwards.
No memory of the night before.
Campus Housing filed it.
#SSUHaunts #FiledReport #StantonvilleRecord #AfroFolkHorror #BlackSky
