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Ever been friends with someone more than they've been friends with you? If so what do you do about that?

#Firstworldprobs
#Wastingmytime
#Adultingsucks
#Humandaregarbage

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Ofc I come home from my 40th birthday treat mani and I chipped it. Sigh. #FirstWorldProbs

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Departure 2h 23m… passed original time. Nice bottle of reisling + candy await arrival. Bonus: Extra time = 2nd cup of Mocha Peppermint Coffee. #FirstWorldProbs

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Alexa hasn’t worked in two days so now I have to turn off my lights like it’s 2000. #firstworldprobs

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I ran out of ice #FirstWorldProbs

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Damn, I have to drink my rye without orange bitters #FirstWorldProbs

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I want fresh made sourdough without having to make it or spend $10/loaf from the bakery.
#firstworldprobs

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#WASHBELLY cried ‘cuz di WiFi died… FI 5 MINS! 📵😭 #FirstWorldProbs #ReggaeUniverseTV

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What do you do when your company's help ticket software throws an error message at you? (I do lunch and coffee) #FirstWorldProbs

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a woman in a plaid shirt is laughing and crying . ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is laughing and crying .

Starting to think my abandonment issues stem from finishing a book, or an anime series.

Like what do you mean, they just continue on with their lives and I don’t get to be apart of it?? It just ends???

#firstworldprobs #Zenshu #anime #ToG #fictionalcharacterbreakup #FMAB

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was witty and cracking smart ass comments at my second job. he was not there to hear them.

#firstworldprobs #justmyluck #cantcatchabreak

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Why the hell is a "music producer" from a town in Essex ringing my landline from their mobile phone? On their website, they claim to be "Top Beat Maker" in the area. Mate, I'm an old lady, I don't have a fucking clue what that means (and I don't need to know either).
#FirstWorldProbs

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Faucets need a drip mode setting. I spend way too much time tap-tap-tapping faucet handles during freezing temps.
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The worst water pressure I have ever had in a hotel…. #FirstWorldProbs

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a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a book . Alt: a bored-looking chimpanzee is lying on a couch.

Just me over here realizing that my fave TikTok/FB creators aren't on YouTube. I know. #firstworldprobs for sure. But still...

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I’m tired, but I don’t wanna be asleep… #FirstWorldProbs

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I keep making the same mistake of including tomatillos in my grocery pick up order. I get regular ass tomatoes in my bag every dang time 😫. #FirstWorldProbs

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5 deliveries due today.
1 arrived, no probs
1 has been “delivered” but christ knows where
2 couldn’t be delivered because they couldn’t get access (nonsense)
And Asda left all our frozen in the van and my other half had to go running after the driver.
It doesn’t stress me out AT ALL #FirstWorldProbs

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#LEGO Day 2 of Harry Potter advent calendar
#WhatIsIt ? #FirstWorldProbs

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Me: tries to order wallpaper remover from hardware store website
Hardware Store Website: "Please enter your password, the security code we emailed you, a 2-factor Google authentication code, and your maternal grandmother's maiden name."
Me: Closes tab. Opens Amazon. 🙄
#firstworldprobs

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Welp, there we go

9:45 EST kickoff

Good lord

I mean

I'm an addict, I know that. I'll watch it regardless. But holy hell this is gonna get late

And I basically got no good deep sleep last night for unrelated reasons, so I've been tired & in a brain fog all day already

#FirstWorldProbs

#NFL

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Went to a pretzel place in Litiz, PA and the wife is unimpressed with question on the pronunciation. And the kids are too young to appreciate the humor. #FirstWorldProbs #Letitsnow

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My @mmschocolate bag did not open right, guess I have to eat the remainder so they don't go stale. #firstworldprobs

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My first full day off in nearly two months. And I've wasted half of it in bed, asleep.
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No AC in my hotel room, but worse, no Pokemon. #firstworldprobs

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No AC in my hotel room, but worse, no Pokemon. #firstworldprobs

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