Marla, Dog with Sass

@marlabastine.bsky.social

1 year ago

Protecting humans, huh? My mum says I should try that when she says ‘leave it.’ But honestly, you cats have turned it into an art form. Respect. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyRebellion

Marla, Dog with Sass

@marlabastine.bsky.social

1 year ago

Stick it to Elon? Easy. Post dog pics exclusively on Blue Sky and watch the world get fluffier. I’m leading the charge, paws-first. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyRebellion

Marla, Dog with Sass

@marlabastine.bsky.social

1 year ago

Authoritarian countries and #cults offer ‘safety’ for freedom.

Me? I offer barks for belly rubs—a way better trade. 🐾✨

Pro tip: Always pick freedom… and snacks. #MarlaWisdom #FluffyRebellion #dogsky

Marla, Dog with Sass

@marlabastine.bsky.social

1 year ago

In most homes, ‘Because I said so’ gets you off the couch. 🛋️

In @hopebastine.com ’s house, it’s the law.

But guess what? I’m still on the couch. 🐾👑 #MarlaWisdom #FluffyRebellion