> 6-foot alligator delays Delta flight taking off from Georgia airport nypost.com/2026/04/05/u...
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: A gator may say fuck it, I am taking a nap now in the middle of your fucking runway. LOL. 🐊
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: fees gouging.
> Airline Baggage Fees Rise as Fuel Prices Soar www.newsweek.com/jetblue-rais...
> Right-Wing Pastors Say Long TSA Lines At The Airport Is Why They Need Private Planes
www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
#Christian #religion #corruption #RWNJ #FlyingCattleCars #ChampagneProblems (c)
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: You could've taken a Greyhound for the same route and saved a lot of money while at it.
#deception
> new Airline MADE for Southerners
youtu.be/6iH94aJ02Kw?...
Now this is an airline I could get behind.
#FlyingCattleCars #humor
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: you might make it past the cattle pen into the flying cattle car.
> TSA experiencing highest wait times in history — and may be forced to shutter entire airports nypost.com/2026/03/25/u...
#TSA #USGovernment #travel
> Flight attendant likely survived 300-foot ejection from LaGuardia plane crash thanks to key safety features, expert says nypost.com/2026/03/24/u...
#FlyingCattleCars #miracle #DivineHumor (c)
> Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores theonion.com/southwest-ai...
#BarelySatire but given #FastFood restaurants already do this, example busing your own table, I would not be surprised down the road.
#FlyingCattleCars
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: self-entitled #assholes having online meetings on speakerphone and fuck everyone else.
#SaveYouAClick: No. The airlines basically built this cheap shithole service of #FlyingCattleCars plus plenty of people were willing to pay for it.
> A Push for Politeness at 30,000 Feet: Can Courtesy Return to the Skies?
allchronology.com/2026/03/12/a...
#greed #corruption #fuckery #travel
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: flying anywhere near the Middle East or around it? It's gonna cost ya.
> All the airlines raising prices because of the war against Iran qz.com/airlines-pri...
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: brawling drunken #assholes
> Unruly passenger arrested after wild brawl with officer on Southwest Airlines flight: video nypost.com/2026/03/11/u...
In the horrors of war, #ChampagneProblems edition.
> Influencer ‘stranded’ by Iran war – because he ‘refuses to fly economy’ www.thelondoneconomic.com/lifestyle/in...
#influencer #SocialMedia #useless #warfare #Iran #FlyingCattleCars
In the horrors of war: the stock market taking some hits, #FlyingCattleCars edition.
> Airline stock sink as the war in Iran sends oil and jet fuel prices surging qz.com/airline-stoc...
#warfare #AmericanEmpire #BadEconomy #Iran #travel
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: Inconsiderate selfish #assholes who refuse to use headphones.
> American Airlines traveler freaks out as she’s kicked off plane allegedly for playing videos on loudspeaker nypost.com/2026/03/09/u...
#SaveYouAClick: it's refusing to use headphones with your devices. I admit, I am sympathetic to the airline here.
> United Airlines introduces tough new rule change to battle blood-boiling passenger pet peeve nypost.com/2026/03/04/u...
#FlyingCattleCars
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: Someone "not mentally there" may randomly decide to beat you up.
> Delta plane forced to return to Houston airport after ‘unruly’ passenger pummels man mid-flight: ‘Not mentally there’ nypost.com/2026/02/18/u...
Hating people: another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: seriously dangerous winter and ice storm.
Again, reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: #assholes trying to open the damn exit doors.
> Delta passenger sentenced to 18 months in prison for trying to open emergency exit door, fighting with flight attendant nypost.com/2026/01/15/u...
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: inconsiderate #assholes getting married and blocking the aisles, etc. Either jump off the fucking plane to get married or do it on land and open space.
> How a Mid-Flight Wedding Left Passengers Unable to Stand or Use the Bathroom www.vice.com/en/article/h...
And while American is now serving "fancy" #BBQ to its "preferred" customers, Delta drops the pretense, says fuck y'all to the hoi polloi.
> Delta is betting on higher-paying flyers as its forecast disappoints Wall Street qz.com/delta-bets-o...
#FlyingCattleCars
#BadEconomy
> American Airlines will soon begin serving award winning BBQ on some flights qz.com/american-air...
Note: this is ONLY for 1st class, and you have to order it beforehand. The rest of you peons will be lucky to still get peanuts (or pretzels for you allergic wusses).
#FlyingCattleCars #BBQ
Again, reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: crazy wackaloons trying to open the doors midflight.
> Out-of-control Alaska Airlines passenger tries to opens plane door mid-flight nypost.com/2025/12/17/u...
Reasons to avoid #FlyingCattleCars though in this case, I'd have taken airline's side with non-recline seats. Fuck those assholes who recline in front and make your flight living hell. (And if you're one of those recliners, fuck you.) Having said that, charging for recline seats is serious #fuckery
When airlines bring this kind of service back, then they can ask people to dress up. Otherwise they can STFU.
#FlyingCattleCars
In reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: Maybe if greedy airlines did not pack people like fucking cattle and treat them as such, maybe, just maybe people might not be ornery.
I know, crazy talk.
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: pilots on a sleepless mushrooms bender try to crash your flight.
> Off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to crash plane midflight in magic mushrooms trip dodges additional prison time nypost.com/2025/11/17/u...
Meanwhile, in #ChampagneProblems. TBH, their "premium economy" is what basic should be had they not turned their planes in #FlyingCattleCars for everyone else.
Boo hoo!
#BadEconomy
