I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this morning... it finally happened. To all the women in my life, past & present, I apologize... Especially my grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillSleep #Survivor

After all these years, I still laugh my ass off #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillSleep #Survivor

Lucy flolded up in a decorative chair with her back legs and paws pulled all the way up past her face. She looks very silly.

too early

#dogsofbluesky
#wednesday
#pittsky
#foldedlikealawnchair

i loooove the proportions and details in this your style is so lovely :( i love their lips... #FoldedLikeALawnChair

"I left the toilet seat up yesterday & at 2am, it happened. To all the women in my life, I apologize. I get it now."
#MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ForSomeReasonIYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling
#IKnockedEverythingOffTheCounterOnMyWayDown
#SoSoCold #WasStillAsleep #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked

fuck it, playing with the hashtags is close enough

#MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #KnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AIlMyLifelHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWholsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtiWasBeingAttacked #WasStillSleep #Survivor