I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this morning... it finally happened. To all the women in my life, past & present, I apologize... Especially my grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillSleep #Survivor

After all these years, I still laugh my ass off #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillSleep #Survivor