"I left the toilet seat up yesterday & at 2am, it happened. To all the women in my life, I apologize. I get it now."
#MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ForSomeReasonIYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling
#IKnockedEverythingOffTheCounterOnMyWayDown
#SoSoCold #WasStillAsleep #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked