Hey, if anybody wants to run a money laundering operation through an art gallery, hit me up.

#forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

Trump is currently in power for the very reason that when you're rich—and you never admit that you have ever made a mistake—you legally can not be held accountable for your own actions.
Just like if you have never filed taxes: the IRS will never know you exist.
#ForLegalReasonsThisIsAJoke

The U.S senate has the chance to get together and do the Funniest shit right now

#idesofmarch
#forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

Damn I should've accepted Jebediah Clark's marriage proposal when I had the chance. He could be assembling this damn thing for me.
#forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

Vote for me or I'll have my cat bring snakes into your house. #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke
#brewer44 #dogperson #doggydooradventrues

“Aw crap, they’re building an Al data center in my town. Now our rent and utilities are gonna skyrocket! What are we gonna do?”

“Apply for a job there.”

“Huh? Dafuq are you talki-“

“Hear me out…” #ForLegalReasonsThisIsAJoke

( ID: "I swear on my life." Bitch, you suicidal, swear on sum else. )

Ya know, when my feed is on point it kinda slaps me in the tit.

#humorishowicope #shitpost #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

Remember diva, healing crystals can also be protection crystals if you put them in a sock and swing hard.

#witch #pagan #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

I think we should hunt ICE members for sport.

Drop them bitches in the middle of Appalachia and let nature sort everything out.

#shitpost #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke #fuckICE

( ID: "Yuuji Itadori" from JJK looms over "Mahito", the sky is cast white from the blizzard.)

This is how I'd like to loom over our government officials, after calmly walking through a forest as they run for their lives.

I'm totally normal about it. I can be trusted with God like power...

#shitpost #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke #shitposting #fuckthegovernment #ACAB #punk

I got that deer in me (constant urge to bolt into oncoming traffic)..

#humorishowicope #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

( ID: I'm sad. I wasn't born in the era of - " Bitch, do it! If you like love letters, write them! If you like poodle skirts, wear them! Society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! Do whatever you want! Time to buy a guillotine! )

*gestures vaguely at corrupt leaders*

#shitpost #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

So at what point is it okay to bludgeon my colleague to death?

#forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

Scare the government with your writing.

#writing #reading #authorsky #writersky #writingtip #writingadvice #ForLegalReasonsThisIsAJoke

Genuinely, how are there so many of you following my insane ass?

I mean - I'm thankful for it. But like, ya'll know I'm one bad day away from a neck tattoo and fighting a cop right?

#shitpost #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke #shitposting

Really ROUGH time to be Bipolar and severely Depressed while off meds.

I'm not drinking. So, there's no "numbing" this shit. Just a whole lot of journaling and over sharing online.

Ah yes, shitposting is free.

#depression #bipolar #bpd #shitposting #shitpost #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

( ID: A seated brown bear with a relaxed pose and tongue out. Text reads, "Apex predator my ass, I'm going to pet the dog." )

This is how I'm gonna die, I know it.

#bear #shitpost #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

I made my OC Magdalena too attractive, I legit kinda wanna fuck her. #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke #notajoke #wtfiswrongwithme

The only non-straight girl allowed to sing that song is Alex Hirsch doing the voice of Hooty from The Owl House #ForLegalReasonsThisIsAJoke

Holy slaughterhouse, Batman! The title is actually "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre"?! As in, "chainsaw" is two words?! That's what the title card says. So technically, that's the official title of the movie. I've been had. I might go slaughter some people to vent my rage. #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

#misandrist #kam #forLegalReasonsThisIsAJoke

Sometimes, the answer is violence.

#writing #reading #authorsky #writersky #readersky #meme #itsnotactuallybutstill #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

#imnotmaga #humor #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel.

ESPECIALLY when they’re scum of this earth.

#forlegalreasonsthisisajoke #meme

hit them with ur car #familybonding #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke...

#onthisday could easily be reversed. #Companions #BestFriends #Friendship #Support #xyzbca #xyzcba #DoctorWho #DoctorWhoFlux #Thasmin #Thoschei #DrWho #BackingUpOldTikToks #PartnersInCrime #HowFarWouldYouGo #YesIveBeenAskedSomethingLikeThis #ForLegalReasonsThisIsAJoke

Excited to preview my invitational card for you all, remember the digital cards are real and really cool 😎 #notsponsored #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

Everyone should print out “NOT A BOMB” decals and throw them on rental trucks. Waste pigs time and resources, occasionally touch one off Hollywood style, gasoline, no boom, keep em on their toes.

#resist
#forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

The Senate has the chance to be so historically hilarious today and I'm so sad they won't #IdesOfMarch #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

Add 'em all to the list 💀
#Forlegalreasonsthisisajoke 🙄