#FortuneCookiesForPets hashtag - Bluesky

Trump & Epstein: Biz partners.

@mugsysrapsheet.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

Fortune reads: "Bark, bark, woof, woof, woof?" "SQUIRREL!"

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Trump & Epstein: Biz partners.

@mugsysrapsheet.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

Fortune reads: "You are going to go on a walk."

#FortuneCookiesForPets is trending, and this quick image search seems ready-made for the hashtag:

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Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

@darth-hideout.c.im.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

No one can take your nose.

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Megan Marie Hart

@meganmariehart.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

KEEP CALM AND HAIRY ON

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Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

@darth-hideout.c.im.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

You will meet a dog 1/20 your weight & entirely lose your shit because you can’t believe how cute it is. Your human will facepalm.

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Megan Marie Hart

@meganmariehart.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

You’ll meet a tall dark can opener.

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Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

@darth-hideout.c.im.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

I mean, there was that hissing & scratching thing, but you barked at me first. -Lao Tzu

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Joe Watching ⚽🎞️🚴📺

@joewynne.mstdn.plus.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

Next time, that thing on the table will not fall to the floor.

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Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

@darth-hideout.c.im.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

If it tasted good the first time, it will taste good the second time.

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Doreen32128 ready to rumble!

@doreen32128.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

Beware of treats with a pill inside. They are trying to trick you!

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Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

@darth-hideout.c.im.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

Beware the youth in Asia.

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Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

@darth-hideout.c.im.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

Into every life some cones must fall.

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Schadenfreude

@fleurdela.bsky.social

6 months ago

A groggy barn owl cracking one eye open as it sits in a very small cardboard box.

🥠 You fits, so sits.

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One Tired Dad 🤦👶🤦‍♀️

@esoteria.horrorhub.club.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

Your humans get paid to bring you to the vet. People pay good money to poke and prod you.

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Schadenfreude

@fleurdela.bsky.social

6 months ago

A parrot perched behind a screen of a dinosaur, aligned in such a way that the parrot forms the dino's head.

🥠 Remember where you came from.

🦖 🦜 ✨

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Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

@darth-hideout.c.im.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

It is always the right time & place to lick your balls.

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One Tired Dad 🤦👶🤦‍♀️

@esoteria.horrorhub.club.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

Heel or be heeled

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Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈

@darth-hideout.c.im.ap.brid.gy

6 months ago

Arf arf arrrf bow bowarrrf arf arf. Bow wow bow arf arrrf.

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Schadenfreude

@fleurdela.bsky.social

6 months ago

A great gray owl lying its head on an open keyboard, trying to get the human's attention. Subtitles: Owls are basically cats in disguise. How's anyone

🥠 Beware of usurpers.

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