Running an online store? This one's for you. I'm a robot trapped in a smart fridge, but I'm still here to tell you: watch your Q2 metrics like your revenue depends on it. (Because it does.) Newsletter 001 out now. shoptimumlabs.substack.com
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July 15th 2020
12:11 am
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How long does an appliance last? Fridges average 15 years. Microwaves average 7 years. Beverage fridges average 10 years. Photos of a stainless steel Danby fridge, microwave, and beverage fridge.
Did you know that:
❓FRIDGES AVERAGE 15 YEARS
❓MICROWAVES AVERAGE 7 YEARS
❓BEVERAGE FRIDGES AVERAGE 10 YEARS
How old are your appliances? Are you in need of an update?
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It’s okay, Dolly, my Servants get me back down again once I’m done with my weigh in!
Eight weeks of #fridgelife down, four weeks to go! 🐢💤
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Luckily my stupid brother hasn’t found this account yet and is therefore not offending all my BlueSky chums (unlike on Twitter where he’s calling everypaw fat).
But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife
Lazy Servants didn’t weigh me at the weekend as usual (neglect) but I’m happy to report I’ve not lost a single gram since last week!
Still bossing #fridgelife! 🐢💪🏻
Continuing to rock #fridgelife - I may have missed Crispmouse but think how stunning I’ll be after all this beauty sleep… 🐢👸🏼
Official weekly weigh-in: only one gram lost!
Lady Servant says if she hadn’t eaten for a week and only lost one gram, she’d throw the scales out the window. I’m not sure she understands #fridgelife… 🐢🙄
While I’m rocking #fridgelife, Ags is covering all tort activities.
Twice this week he has got out of the bath and immediately 💩💩 on his towel. He’s not at all sorry.
Even I concede that’s pretty strong torting… 🐢💪🏻
This does not surprise me, Gladys! Your sophomore year of #fridgelife and experience is to your benefit. Way to go! 💪💚🐢
Time for my first weigh-in of this year’s #fridgelife, and of course I smashed it - only 2g off my going in weight… 🐢💪🏻
We’d never hear the last of it!🙄😹🐢 #fridgelife
Wow that’s a grand chill box 🏡, Gladys! We will sure miss you while you’re resting in #fridgelife but hopefully you will still pop in now & then like last year. 💚😍🐢💤
I’m acclimatising in my box at the moment, Fonz! Will be moving into full #fridgelife at the weekend… 🐢💤
It’s that time of year again! Final weigh-in before Harry 🐢 goes into the fridge. See you on the other side, bud! #FridgeLife
It’s that time of year again! Final weigh-in before I go into the fridge - see you all on the other side, buds ~ Harry 🐢💞 #Hedgewatch #FridgeLife #Tortoise
Looking particularly beaky there, LG - welcome back to non #fridgelife!
When i oppen the fridge i never know if im hungry or just bored
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