RFK Jr. Single-Handedly Drains $500M Vaccine Fund, Claims Plot Thickens #RFKJr #VaccineDrama #FundingFrenzy #SatireNews #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **RFK Jr. Pulls $500 Million in Funding for Vaccine Development, Sends Researchers a "Get Well Soon" Card Instead** In an unexpected twist that left the medical community both underfunded and scratching their bandaged heads, independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has reportedly withdrawn $500 million in vaccine development funding. In lieu of the half-billion dollars, health researchers report they received a heartfelt Hallmark card featuring a cartoon chicken in bed with a thermometer, and the words: "Get Well Soon!"

RFK Jr. Single-Handedly Drains $500M Vaccine Fund, Claims Plot Thickens

#RFKJr #VaccineDrama #FundingFrenzy #SatireNews #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **RFK Jr. Pulls $500 Million in Funding for Vaccine Development, Sends Researchers a "Get Well Soon" Card Instead** In an unexpected twist that…