“I’ll be fine,” I said. “I won’t do anything dumb. I’m going to be totally, perfectly, completely smart and safe and careful.” For some reason, Bobby looked extra tired right then.

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Ideally, this would be when I slunk into my room and disappeared forever, hopefully into some sort of enchanted wardrobe full of animals who would solve my life problems and feed me English desserts. But since I was an adult, and I actually didn’t like Turkish delight all that much, I decided to slink in a different direction.

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“You want me to get him on the call?” my dad said. “Hold on. Patricia, how do you do a three-way with this thing?” If you’ve never heard your parents use that expression before, let me tell you: it’s a choice experience. (By choice, I mean the stuff nightmares are made of.)

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“He’s going to be gay?” Keme asked. “Yes, obviously,” I said. “Actually, is it obvious?” There was a communal look. “That’s not what I meant,” I snapped.

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Believe it or not, trained professionals do not take the word of a mystery writer.

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Detective Bobby Mai didn’t have to wear the Ridge County Sheriff’s Office uniform. Detective Bobby Mai got to wear a navy polo that looked incredible against his golden-olive skin and cuffed his biceps perfectly. Detective Bobby Mai got to wear a pair of chinos that did things—good things, wonderful things—for his, uh, rear. Detective Bobby Mai, with his glossy dark hair in a perfect part, with his heart-shaped face and his razor-sharp jawline, with his burnt-bronze eyes—well, Detective Bobby Mai was a snack.

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“Well, well, well. Kitty does have claws.” “I guess so,” I said. “And if you don’t leave this kitty alone, I’m going to put you back in the litter box.” (I regretted it as soon as I said it. Like, tremendously.

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Two women sit on a couch laughing together while wrapped in a large rainbow blanket. Each has the blanket draped over their head like a shared hood, creating a playful, cozy moment. A colorful holiday bow decorates the top left corner, and the Your Shirt Is Gay logo appears in the bottom right.

Rainbow blanket season is here, and yes — it’s absolutely big enough for two. Perfect for cuddles, chaos, and “oops-we-accidentally-stayed-in-bed-all-day” energy.

Holiday sale’s live.

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Two women sit on a couch laughing together while wrapped in a large rainbow blanket. Each has the blanket draped over their head like a shared hood, creating a playful, cozy moment. A colorful holiday bow decorates the top left corner, and the Your Shirt Is Gay logo appears in the bottom right.

Rainbow blanket season is here, and yes — it’s absolutely big enough for two. Perfect for cuddles, chaos, and “oops-we-accidentally-stayed-in-bed-all-day” energy.
Holiday sale’s live.
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Ich bin so fucking horny. Ich muss heute noch irgendwo abspritzen!
I'm so fucking horny. I need to cum somewhere today!
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Nun ist es doch passiert. Ich danke euch für eure geilen Posts!

Now it's finally happened. Thanks for your awesome posts!
🔊
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Okay Jungs, geht nicht anders.

Okay guys, there's no other way.

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Hand in Unterhose

Wenn ich eure Posts so sehe, muss ich mir einfach in die Wäsche gehen!
Euch einen geilen Abend, Ihr Lieben!

When I see your posts like this, I just have to wank. Have a great evening, my love!

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Ich lese noch ein wenig bei euch mit. Euch eine gute Nacht, Ihr Lieben!
I'll read along a bit. Good night, my dears.
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Schlaffer Penis im gemütlichen Overall

Euch auch einen gemütlichen Abend, Ihr Lieben!

Have a pleasant evening, dear ones!
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Nackter body

Skizze nackter Body

Hey ihr Lieben!
Gibt's hier jemanden aus Hamburg oder Umgebung? Am Wochenende Apollo-Sauna, Dragon-Sauna oder SLUT?
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An amateur sleuth A (possibly haunted) theatre Two aging starlets One extremely annoying house A writer who will do anything BUT revise Like seriously, anything, even clean the bathroom Passive-aggressive jogging Accidental reverse bullying Snack-enabling friends

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Millie swiped more iodine onto a cut, and I screamed. “Oh, Dash, I’m so sorry,” she said. “Does it hurt?” “Yes, it hurts,” I said. “That’s why I’m screaming.”

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Did you know that treadmills keep going forever? Like, the manufacturers don’t even build in a safety mechanism to disable them after you’ve run a mile.

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Here’s an interesting tidbit about writers: we might be the most slovenly human beings in existence (think Pig-Pen with his cloud of flies, but we’re in our underwear, and we’re living off grilled cheese and ramen). BUT when it comes time to write, you’ll never find a group of people more determined to clean every bathroom, dust every baseboard, and wash every bowl, cup, and plate in the house.

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“So, do you want me to pick the lock…” I let the suggestion hang in the air. “Can you pick the lock?” “Bobby! Can I? Can I?”

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The paramedic was trying to pry Jonni’s hands off him, but he was having a surprisingly difficult time of it—especially for somebody who had such big biceps. He must have a killer arm workout. I should ask him what he did. Did guys do that? Was that a straight guy thing? You see some guy with massive—let’s say massive quads. And you walk up and say, what? Bro, how’d you get that tight patoot? That seemed more like an invitation to a broken nose. But if I said, Hi, sorry, I know this is weird, but I couldn’t help noticing your arms— Uh, maybe not.

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The next morning, I did go to the gym. The less said about it, the better.

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Bobby was on the bed in his grungy white straight-boy socks, striped boxers that had two holes in them, and a Volcom T-shirt that had been bleached by sun and salt until it was practically see-through. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m not made of stone.

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An amateur sleuth A murdered ex Clearing a friend's name Love expressed through food Meet the parents (er, kind of) Way too much family time A romantic connection to Cary Grant Poison!!! Toilet brandy

WHAM LINE is out TODAY!

When a restaurateur is killed in the scenic coastal town of Hastings Rock, amateur sleuth Dashiell Dawson Dane (just Dash, please) must prove his friend didn't do it!

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“Oh no. I’m not having this conversation with those—” I pitched my voice to carry. “—those meddlers eavesdropping.” Fox booed. Then they hissed. Millie said, “WE’RE NOT LISTENING!”

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“You’re all accomplices at this point,” I said. “Keme, Millie, do you want to have a prison wedding? Fox can brew you some toilet wine.” “OH MY GOD! A PRISON WEDDING!” (That wasn’t the response I’d been expecting.)

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“I need to chat with Larry now, so why don’t you guys go, um, play?” Keme cracked his neck. (It’s surprisingly terrifying if you’ve never heard an adolescent mini-Hulk do it.) Then he said, “Go play?”

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Get him sounded like Millie-speak for something felonious—kidnapping, for starters. “Uh, no, absolutely do not—” “Because we can totally do it. I have these hair scrunchies that are SUPER strong, and Keme has his—”

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Instead of the white shirt and slacks I’d seen him in the other night, he was wearing a striped pullover and jeans—it was actually pretty cute, and it made him look less like Dracula’s special little guy and more like, well, a normal twentysomething who still needed to find the right skincare product.

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