So this is 44, huh?

#GeriatricMillennial
#HelpEverythingHurts
#NoMoreUnprecedentedTimes

Today I renewed my vehicle registration and started my taxes. I simply cannot be expected to do anymore adulting for at least a month.

#adulting #adultingishard #adultingwin #eldermillennial #geriatricmillennial #millennial #thestruggleisreal

The future we were promised
#geriatricmillennial

Let’s just say that I’m protected by the Age Discrimination in Employment Act of 1967.

#GeriatricMillennial

Today, I had a kid yell 6 7 at me at a restaurant and got an instant headache, but the headache subsided when I had a delicious turkey and confit duck sandwich. #ThatBoyAintRight #KidsTheseDays #GeriatricMillennial

i would like to dedicate this banger to @skyspace.me & @stecurran.bsky.social & @skittr.lol & @yoyle.city because they are doing god's work.

from a #geriatricmillennial #elderemo

youtu.be/onzL0EM1pKY

Changing the battery in my car key fob always makes me feel like such an adult.

#adulting
#adultingthings
#adultingsohard
#millennial
#geriatricmillennial
#eldermillennial

It’s amazing how you go from a youth of day drinking and crushing red bulls to wondering if having a coffee at 4pm before going to a concert is going a bit too wild. #geriatricmillennial
#millennial

Opened Instagram, videos were yelling at me, so I immediately closed it. I hate algorithms.

#geriatricmillennial moment

I saw my 6YO nephew this past weekend and I asked him if he knew what he wanted to be for Halloween. He said “Steve.” I said “Who is Steve?” He said “from Minecraft.” He accompanied his response with an eye roll so strong that I have now just moved directly into a nursing home. #geriatricmillennial

Miles: having an existential crisis at 30. Kristen: calculates age in millennial years 😭

#MontclairNJ #GenZ #GeriatricMillennial #SupportLocal #ShopSmall

This is exactly why I go to concerts and get midseated tiers or top seats, go on random road trips just to let my eyes see something new or donate to a cause just because. I'll never afford that house anyway. It's the new avocado toast. 🫶❤️‍🔥 #geriatricmillennial

A pile of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics (2024) with Kevin Eastman variant covers

A while ago, after fighting the millennial label for years, I accepted that I'm a #GeriatricMillennial.
Completely unrelated, I'm taking a break from reading #NinjaTurtles #comics to play some #Robocop on Xbox.

Teddy and Linda from Bobs Burgers cheering. A fifties ish guy with stubble, a blue shirt, and a dusty blue knit cap is at a diner counter, cheering alongside a woman with black hair, red glasses, and a red shirt. There is a burger grill, ice cream machine, and various diner items in the background.

Ngl. I feel simultaneously seen and attacked by the “Mr. Safebody” episode.

#bobsburgers #90salternativerock #crankfm #exitramps #heybuddydoyoulikethewayidomything #graveljelly #eldermillennial #geriatricmillennial #millennial #90skid

Desapareció el control del tele de abajo y gracias a eso descubrí que puedo manejar todo desde Google home. #GeriatricMillennial

The 90s called. It wants my fit back.

But it can pry it from my cold, arthritic, elder millennial hands.

#eldermillennial
#geriatricmillennial
#thoseruleswererealthattimeiworeavest

#geriatricmillennial

Went to go play volleyball tonight. Jump through the air and landed where my knee went sideways and popped. I landed on my big toe and broke it. Now I wait in the ER. #geriatricmillennial

I eat dinner at 1 and am in bed by 5
💪👴🏻

#GeriatricMillennial

a man in a karate uniform stands in front of a crowd with the hashtag #karatekidmovie Alt: a man in a karate uniform stands in front of a crowd with the hashtag #karatekidmovie

So we went to see #KarateKidLegends today and it was really good. My only problem is that Pacey played the Dad. Even though he’s a few years older than me, I’m not ready for my generation to be the parents. (Same goes for #FreakierFriday) #ImOld #GeriatricMillennial #KarateKidMovie

Being in your 40’s is a constant game of name that bruise and where’s my coffee cup?
#40’s #old #geriatricmillennial

Tag your brother #arthur #dw #siblingsday #millennial #geriatricmillennial #pbskids #90s

"I can't come, I have plans."
#skyhigh #weedsky #420sky #stoner #stonersky #saturdaynight #johnwaters #femaletrouble #divine #geriatricmillennial

I made my first TikTok account last month to follow a particular account, and I hate it. I hate everything about the app. The lack of a mute button feels like violence. It’s cluttered and confusing and sends my #geriatricmillennial sensibilities reeling. But you do you 😅

Screenshot from an early 2000s sketch video about nuclear war that ends the world. This screenshot feature a drawing of an exaggerated French man with twirly mustache, goatee, and long cigarette, wearing a grey sweater and purple beret. He has a hairy chest. An exaggerated French woman is in the background wearing a purple dress and purple beret, also holding a long cigarette, with a word bubble reading “but I am le tired”. She has hairy armpits. A crudely drawn Eiffel Tower is behind them.

#mood

But also … how fucking relevant. Twenty years later.

Wtf.

#iykyk
#geriatricmillennial
#eldermillennial
#damnthatisasweetearth
#firethemissiles
#wtfmate

You can’t take the 12 yr old me out of my soon to be 42 yr old body. Love me some #Brandy #geriatricmillennial

Made a TikTok account today and immediately deleted it. It felt like an assault. What do you mean it *doesn’t have a mute button*? You people seriously live like this??? #geriatricmillennial #STFU

Flashlight reading goosebumps past bedtime #geriatricmillennialnostalgia #nostalgia #geriatricmillennial #eldermillennial #paranormal #origins

#1. #geriatricmillennial

New realization I don't like:

This is the last month of my 30's.
#geriatricmillennial #old #aarp