Ai stating there are no pages 11-14 from a medical provided dated x/21/25, describes dates of service that are included, specifically states the x/21/25 information does not appear in the current retrieval. Asks me to upload the pages 11-14. Then asks "would you like me to summarize the initial evaluation from x/21/25, pages 11-14?

Ai stating no pages 11-14 dated x/21/25 exist, describes dates included, specifically states the x/21/25 info is not in the current retrieval & asks me to upload the missing pages 11-14. Then asks "would you like me to summarize the initial evaluation from x/21/25, pages 11-14? #GlamorousLawyerLife

When redacting documents in federal court, the following issues should be considered when redacting information from electronically filed documents: changing the font to white does not make the words disappear;

The fact that the federal court ECF manual had to specify this says everything. #Lawyers #GlamorousLawyerLife #LawSky

Me: Unfortunately, this is not a claim our firm could help with because [reasons]. Gives referrals.

Potential: [louder] well, could you at least pass this information on to an attorney qualified to make that decision.

Me: I am an attorney.

[dead air]

#GlamorousLawyerLife

My son-in-law said "do you think the 9th Amendment means [whatever he said next]?" I said "IDK, WTF does the 9th Amendment even say?" #Lawyers #LawTwitter #GlamorousLawyerLife #ICantRememberShit

Overheard at the office "I am definitely not a poop connoisseur" #GlamorousLawyerLife #Lawyers #LawFirms

So, I just learned that #Starbucks delivers to my house via #UberEats I'mma need a third job. #Attorney #GlamorousLawyerLife #WorkingFromHomeCuzRona #Still #CoffeeMainLinePlease

So, #Dropbox has jokes... #GlamorousLawyerLife #AttorneysWorkIsNeverDone

Receptionist: There is a potential on the phone. She is being stalked and wants to talk to a lawyer.

Girls in hall: blink blink blink

Me: [Yells down the hall] What’s the stalker look like?

#ICouldUseSomeExcitement #GlamorousLawyerLife #Laywer #IPutTheSingInSingle

I totally thought today was Thursday & woke up in a panic that's lingered all day thinking I'd be working half the night to get these monster disclosures out tomorrow. Except today is Wednesday. And they're due Friday. So I can breath a little. #GlamorousLawyerLIfe #Lawyers

I prefer working after 5pm because it's quiet (& I beat the traffic). BUT, it's so quiet, I get into my zone and the next thing I know it's 8 or 9 p.m. and I haven't gone home yet. #GlamorousLawyerLife #Lawyers #Oops

I defended my first deposition (well, two of them) last week. Today I renewed my bar license. I've been a real life lawyer for a year now. I feel all growed up and shit. #AdultingLikeAPro #GlamorousLawyerLife #Lawyers #LawTwitter

Yes, "fuck the statute of limitations" because, the Court will most certainly "just have to deal with it" #GlamorousLawyerLife #Intakes