Tip #1:
Go-bag must include:

Phone charger

Portable WiFi router

6 conspiracy TikToks

Screenshot of a tweet that aged badly

And the courage to subtweet in a bunker

#MarsOrBust #GoBagGlowUp

m.economictimes.com/news/interna...

EU says pack a go-bag. Elon says leave the whole planet.
Flashlight? Check. Trauma? Packed.
Mars: No oxygen, no unions, just vibes.
#GoBagGlowUp #DystopiaButMakeItFashion #SpaceGentrification #EscapePlanB #MarsOrBust