I need the Samuel L. Jackson narrated version of "Go The Fuck To Sleep" for my anxiety addled adult brain to fall asleep to #anxietybrain #gothefucktosleep

Justice from the Night Sun Tarot and the four of Swords from Etherial Visions Tarot on a tarnished silver tray.

Laid stark awake for an hour after six hours of sleep. Figured I might as well get up and use the extra time to study, but even my decks are yelling at me to #GoTheFuckToSleep

BASTARD AND BITCH-- I TRIED!

#Tarot #Judgement #4OfSwords

Why is 3am the worst hour to be awake?

#GoTheFuckToSleep

Why toddler no sleep? Why 5am wake up ? #GoTheFuckToSleep #Ahhhhh #Toddlers #SleepDeprived

I need this reminder EVERY NIGHT!!!
#AlastorsPSA #Gothefucktosleep #Alastor #hazbinhotelalastor #Alastorcares

I bought one for another member of the family and got a reminder about it, just ordered it for grand daughter in law, three kids under three and getting them to sleep can be exhausting. #GotheFucktoSleep

A regularly cute looking photo of a cat named. Bernard has been altered with software so that he’s body is green, and he has some dark patches of fur down his back and up over his ears, but only down his head to the forehead. His face is green. He is looking a little scary and very tired.

FFS Mawm goo tooo behd

#SleepHygiene #SonKnowsBest #GoTheFuckToSleep
#CatsAreFamily
#CatsOfBlueSky
#Frankenstein 

A photograph of a 12 week old black and white husky puppy sitting in the backseat of a car. There is a grey car seat cover set up like a hammock, and the puppy is sitting up with his head and shoulders visible. He looks sleepy, like he has just woken up too early from a nap.

A photograph of a green sweatshirt sleeve with a large, visible tear in the fabric, possibly created by razor sharp puppy teeth...

Today we have learned that car naps do *not* provide the same type of emotionally stabilizing sleep that house naps do, but *do* prolong the now augmented pre-bedtime piss shark crazies.

Mister Wizard is in desperate need of a Long Rest 🫠

#huskypuppy #husky #dogsofbluesky #gothefucktosleep

4yo insists I stay in his room until he goes to sleep.

Me: *coughs*
Him: Stop it.
Me: *tried to cough quieter*
Him: Stop it.
Me: I could go to bed...?
Him: No
Me: *slowly dies*

#parenting #gothefucktosleep

We deal with those episodes as well--roaming, begging to come up on the bed at 1...3...6am. If it goes on for more than a night or two, they get kicked out of the bedroom for a couple weeks; banished to sleep behind a baby gate in the kitchen until they "learn their lesson". #GoTheFuckToSleep

It’s almost time for The Awful Alphabet #Kickstarter. Sign up to be notified on launch.

In the tradition of #EdwardGorey’s #GashlycrumbTinies but also #GoTheFuckToSleep and #AllMyFriendsAreDead, The Awful Alphabet is a picture book for adults.

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Trying to choose a bedtime lullabye.

CJ: I want the one w/the guy & he's singing nicely. (Billy Joel-Lullabye)
Elly: I want the one.
Me: Which one?
Elly: W/a guy saying bad words.
Me: What?! What one?
Elly: The, Shut up & go to sleep one.

#GoTheFuckToSleep #parentoftheyear #NO

My baby has some problems grasping the concept of "lullaby". I think he mistakes it for "karaoke / sing-along" #gothefucktosleep

Must watch for parents: Samuel L. Jackson reads a "children's" book http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I #gothefucktosleep