Her: "You were #distracted by that big D."
Me: "Happens to the best of us. [Gay friend] would be so proud."
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #GoingThroughTheBigD #DontMeanDallas #DivorceEither #ConsultAPhysicianIfYourDIsBloodRedForLongerThanFourHours #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
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