Druze Mourn, Then Give Israel Unexpected High Five for Saving the Day #Satire #MiddleEastNews #GolanDruze #InternationalRelations #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In a turn of events guaranteed to give Uncle Moishe a headache and Abu Samir heartburn, the Druze community on Israel’s Golan Heights is apparently now singing “Hatikvah” in the mornings and awkwardly texting Israel “u up?” after witnessing events across the border in Syria. Locals report that the juxtaposition of living in a peaceful country versus a literal warzone next door has really put things into perspective, and suddenly Israeli bureaucracy doesn’t seem so bad compared to, say, not having running water.

Druze Mourn, Then Give Israel Unexpected High Five for Saving the Day

#Satire #MiddleEastNews #GolanDruze #InternationalRelations #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In a turn of events guaranteed to give Uncle Moishe a headache and Abu Samir heartburn, the Druze community on Israel’s Golan Heights…