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U&GOLD Reveals Top 10 Topical Christmas Cracker Jokes for 2025! Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor finds himself the topic of year’s cracker jokes Oasis, David Harbour, Celebrity Traitors and Angela Rayner all feature in this

Been meaning to post for a while that I’m really happy to have placed 2nd in this year’s UK TVGold #GoldCrackers competition for my Oasis joke. Yes, I’ve had to explain to my elder family members it’s a song lyric all festive season.

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A cracker joke with gold text on a light blue background. The gag reads: Which pop star carves her own wooden Nativity scene? Sabrina Carpenter

Merry #QuiffHat, everybody. And here's my gag that was voted number 3 in this year's #GoldCrackers competition.

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Assumed it wasn't happening this year, and if it was and still on Twitter, I wouldn't have been entering anyway; but it is and it's not!

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I always used to do the #GoldCrackers competition UkGold ran on there and it seems like they’ve just cancelled it because X is such a cesspit. So no chance of sticking up terrible puns in the hope of winning hampers of nice treats this year, which frankly is the worst consequence of all.

Congratulations to all those in the #GoldCrackers top 10 this year. I only submitted two, and my favourite of those was:

Why has having a Labour government made Santa's job harder this year?

Because now he's also got to check the nice list. #GoldCrackers

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When they announce the #GoldCrackers joke winner on X.

Really pleased to come 4th place in this year’s UK Gold Christmas Cracker joke competition over on ‘the other place’. #GoldCrackers

U&Gold Reveals Top 10 Topical Christmas Cracker Jokes for 2024 A seasonal spin on Keir Starmer’s gifts has been crowned the winner of an annual competition to find the best new Christmas cracker joke.

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I do wonder if all of those Gregg Wallace #GoldCrackers jokes I sent in might not go in my favour now. Sake Gregg.

Fair to say we’re all keeping Twitter alive at the moment just until we fail to land a #GoldCrackers top 10 joke.

I subbed some cracker #jokes to the #goldcrackers comp on x as @Brilcastwits but have now closed the account and won't bother to check the results. They'll have to give my hamper, or whatever it was, to some prize idiot.

Balls, looks like I'm going to have break my Twitter silence for #GoldCrackers - shame they aren't doing it on here as well.

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Captain Tom's Foundation

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